I have jokingly been creating a check list in my mind for future partners. I guess it’s just a way for me to let off steam regarding my husband’s behaviour, flaws and bad habits. It’s a little resentful but maybe a little smart, too.
Characteristics You Best Not Have
- Mommy Issues
- Daddy Issues
- Aggressive Driving
- Emotional Score Keeping
- Inability to recognize or express emotions
- Knee Jerk Reactions to Every Little Thing
- Inability to distinguish sex from love
- Inability to combine sex and love when appropriate
Characteristics You Must Have
- Sense of Humour
- Like for Dr Horrible
- Cat Love
- Ability to Remain Faithful
- Understanding of Commitment
- Fondness for hand holding, cuddling and other physical touch
- Healthy Interest in Sex
- Have already been in love
- Willingness to read books, go to therapy and do other things should the need arise
- Maturity
- Tendency toward Geekiness
- Love for dorky comedies
Hey, guess what? I’m tired and randomly capitalizing things. 😉
PS, I know I could more healthily and happily word all these things as positive “must haves.”
PPS, I’m not really a crazy bitch with a checklist.
I have more positives than negatives can I still apply?
Sure!
You forgot “not afraid of sex toys”!! But I agree with cat love!