Or something. It’s broken toys before.. and made them work again. This time, it tore a whole through my underwear. It was an odd day when I sat down on the toilet to realize that there was a tear halfway through my panties and not even along the seam. It probably happened in the laundry and I didn’t notice when I put them on but it was weird enough to grant a chuckle from me (mostly silent) and I thought some of you might also be entertained by my vagina with teeth.
It’s called “vagina dentana!”
The title scared me.
I was looking through Netflix earlier and saw a movie called “Teeth” where a girl is sexually assaulted and then discovers her vagina has teeth. I just about peed myself laughing.