Sex Toy Retailers That Use Comments for Spam

May 31st, 2012

I’m sick of this shit, you guys. I get so many spam comments, and Akismet is great at catching them, but it seems like sex toy retailers think comment spam is okay. You know what? It’s not. Not today. Not yesterday. Not ever. In fact, I have a few more thoughts on this:

  • Bloggers should never click this links to comment spam, because it registers as traffic with Google.
  • No consumers should purchase from the douchebags.
  • Sex toy retailers should only comment on blogs like mine if they’re willing to use a name and not the name of the sex toy store. Period.
  • Finally, people who use comment spam deserve to be called on it.

Thus, without further ado, here is a list of evildoers. Please send me the spammers who wind up in your comments folder, and I’ll add them, too!

  1. upsextoys.co.uk
  2. sexhotshop.net
  3. ohmygodes.fr
  4. lolatoys.com
  5. sextoysdiva.com
  6. wantsextoys.com
  7. discretionadultstore.com.au
  8. myeldoradostore.com/warning.php?a=fifthelementtoys
  9. suctioncupdildo.org
  10. pimentaselvagem.com.br
  11. ladieslittlesecrets.co.uk
  12. double-ended-dildos.com
  13. seefreecams.com (Cams, but close enough!)
  14. sexetoystore.com
  15. captaincreams.com
  16. supercochons.com/
  17. achetersextoys.net
  18. adulttoysforless.net/
  19. pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=1513 (An affiliate, not PinkCherry. I’d never do this!)
  20. venusandmarssextoys.com
  21. naughty-sins.co.uk
  22. adultnolveltees.blogspot.com
  23. sextoysbyadultnolveltees.blogspot.com
  24. hiddendrawer.co.uk
  25. toyswin.com/index.php?cPath=1755&osCsid=7e33e45709a376bdcbda772924936f2c
  26. fun-4-two.co.uk
  27. thefreeporn.org/tag/blowjob/page/2?paged=10
  28. pornoevi.com
  29. madamfox.com
  30. sussextoys.com
  31. kinkytime.com.au
  32. naughtyboytoyz.com
  33. upscalestripper.com
  34. testunsextoy.com
  35. wegotthatvibe.com
  36. sexyvibratingpanties.com
  37. lingerieisland.co.uk
  38. sextoys-dildos.com
  39. achetersextoys.fr
  40. strap-ontoys.com
  41. fredsextoysstore.com/

Please link this post, if you like it. If you’re in the habit of sometimes shopping around for toys and sometimes user lesser-known sites, making the effort to avoid these goes a long way to the blogger community and to promoting respect, transparent tactics and professionalism in the long run.

If you’re on this list, there’s nothing you can do to remove yourself from it. Sorry that you’re an asshole.

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March 11th, 2009

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Excuse the Mess

December 26th, 2008

I am in the process of converting my comments to the threaded comments format which WordPress now allows.  I have to tweak the appearance of it so things might seem a little hinky. However, everything should work fine, even if it looks strange.

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