I Like It Hard

September 19th, 2011

I have no hard and fast rule about my sex toys. Penises are always better hard but sex toys? Eh, whatever. I love me some super soft Vixskin but I’m also a huge fan of glass. They’re all sorts of rock hard but not quite as unwieldy as metal toys. Great for temperature play and the rigidity makes it oh-so-easy to hit the right spot without a lot of pressure of effort. I’m kind of a lazy masturbator so I like that. Don’t judge me.

I bet I’d like stone, too, and I’ve been dying for a chance to try some wood before I die. That won’t happen any time soon, okay guys? But glass.. glass is beautiful. Glass is a work of freaking art and I literally own glass dildos that I want to display on the mantel.

Yea, life is pretty sweet.


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