I bet you all forgot about Totally Fuckable Tuesday. I know I did, and I don’t even know if the creator is still around, sadly. Every once in a while, I remember it. This time around, I remembered because I’d been lusting over Carla Gugino and wanted to let you all know.
Carla is an actress who has been in a number of movies: Sin City, Sucker Punch and Watchmen. I loved her as the first Silk Spectre. I think that was the first time that I really noticed her. I enjoyed her in Sucker Punch, and recall recognizing her. I ran home and Googled her. I probably drooled a bit. I recognized her once more when she played a badass lawyer in Californication. Yea, she slept with Hank, but she wasn’t like the rest of them.
Carla falls firmly into a group of women that I enjoy: 40s, stacked and slightly foreign-looking. She’s aged gracefully but she has these gorgeous laugh lines that indicate she’s no faun, either. Something about her look is also slightly masculine. She is a handsome woman, make no mistake, but she is a woman in every sense of the word.
When I think about Carla, I want to masturbate. Sometimes I do. My mouth waters when I think about her womanly parts — her clit, her nipples, her cunt. I want to be given the pleasure just to pleasure her, and I would do just about anything to do so. Something about her makes me want to submit to her, to beg for her. I’m pretty sure, if she gave me the time of day, I’d just melt and cum all at once.