Icicles No. 5 Dildo Giveaway

July 25th, 2012

So, there’s something that I realized lately. Namely: that I like to give away stuff. I have everything I need. No, I have more than I need, and that’s pretty awesome. I mean, I have been doing this reviewing thing for almost four years. Can you believe it’s been that long?

With an upcoming move, I’ve been clearing out my drawers. I’ve literally given away barely-used luxury sex toys for just the price of shipping. I am just that awesome, right? I can’t do that for every blog reader, but I can host giveaways, with the help of sponsors like Relaxation Inc, that give at least every one of you the chance to win something. This time around, I picked a glass dildo, because I like glass, and because I think this specific dildo is pretty.

Icicles No. 5

It features a slightly-bent, clear shaft that is wrapped with a blue ridge. A flat base makes it safe for anal play and possibly compatible with your favorite harness. Warm, cold or somewhere in-between, it works. And, the Icicles line is really affordable. If you simply wanted to buy this for yourself, it’s not much more than $20. Of course, here’s your chance to win it.

For each entry type, leave a comment. If your comment includes an URL and doesn’t show up immediately, it went into the spam queue. Yes, I got it. You also don’t need to post your email address in the body of your comment. That’s super unsafe guys, let’s keep you spam-free!

  • Head over to Relaxation Inc and tell me what would relax you. –Mandatory.
  • Leave a relevant/thoughtful comment on any other recent (three months or so) post. Leave a comment here with a link to your comment.
  • Follow me on Twitter and tweet about the giveaway (once daily). For example: Adriana s giving away an Icicles No. 5 Dildo . Visit of Sex and Love to enter https://ofsexandlove.com/?p=4196 Ends 8/10
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Giveaway is open to Continental US.

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Playful in Pearls Satin Eye Mask and Cuffs

July 25th, 2012

Playful In Pearls Satin Eye Mask
Playful In Pearls Satin Eye Mask

This product has been discontinued.

This month’s assignment from CEN’s Sexpert program was a surprise. I don’t know if I would have chosen anything from their light bondage line, titled Playful in Pearls, myself. However, I can more than give you a thorough review regardless.

The satin mask is a slight upgrade to the free masks. It doesn’t just look like a pad on a string. There’s a more defined contour for your nose. Rather than a thin elastic strap, the band is bordered with lace on the top and bottom. In the center, back of the blindfold is a big ribbon bow. To top it all off, there’s a row of faux pearls along the top front of the mask. All in all, it’s very feminine, and I think this definitely affects who is going to buy this. It’s a little too much going on for me. The ribbon, mask, and lace have too many textures for my personal preference.

So, while the mask isn’t quite a pad-on-a-string, it’s not perfect. The satin is stiffer than I like, but it’s not so stiff that it doesn’t pull across the bridge of the nose. I experience this with softer materials. My KinkLab blindfold, for example, is stiff enough to prevent this. The elastic stretches and the mask stays stationary. Plus, while the lace and elastic band is stretchy, it’s not going to fit every head. The band itself is just under 14″ long, with another 7.5″ for the mask itself. It stretches much larger, obviously. I find this to be a little loose on my head, and it’s not adjustable. On the other hand, if your head is larger than mine, this won’t be a problem.

The beads don't stay in placeAlthough contoured, the mask isn’t quite enough to block out all light. The layers of fabric are pretty thin, too. It’s not a very good blackout blindfold, and the blindfold will slip during use, especially if it’s loose. For these reasons, I feel like this piece is really better for show than function. Take some pictures, but that’s about it.

The problem is that it doesn’t look as good up close as you think. The line of “pearls” is sewn on with a clear thread, like fishing line. It looked up over the top of the mask and only goes through the actual material ones. This means that the pearl beads can slide out of place. One in particular, on my blindfold, likes to flip behind the mark, so I’m constantly adjusting it. This really wreaks havoc on the aesthetic appeal, at least for me. Because the beads are just spheres with a hole on either side, a regular stitch would work for this. I’m not sure if it would require more effort, but the result would be nicer.

Playful in Pearls CuffsOn to the cuffs, which, unfortunately, suffer from many of the same flaws. The cuffs are two elastic and lace bands with velcro enclosures, and they’re permanently attached to each other with a string of pearls. I think the cuffs themselves are cuter than the blindfold. I’d almost wear them as regular accessories with the loose lace and the pretty ribbon bow on top. If you look at the point where the velcro attaches, it looks a little odd, but this isn’t so noticeable if you’re not staring directly at it.

The wrist cuffs do seem pretty tiny, especially compared to some of the nylon and leather ones I’ve tried. They’re about 7.5″ long, unstretched. You can stretch them another two inches, and the lace does have some elasticity but, again, these seem intended for ladies and not men. This also limits their versatility as ankles cuffs.

Such lovely knotted fishing lineThe real drawback is the line of pearls in between. They’re strung on the invisible thread; although, they’re tight enough that you can’t see it at all. The long row of faux pearls looks pretty cheap and, IMO, tacky. It’s very plastic-y. The bound person has 9.5″ of space between her hands, which lets her move some, but not much. I would worry that, during actual play, the bound person might accidentally jerk, tear the thread and the pearls would go flying.

CEN has tried to avoid this, because you can see that the ends of the strings are tied in one giant glob of a knot. It’s noticeable only if you’re looking, I suppose, but you’d think they could do it much better. It’s really sloppy. I didn’t give this one a full-strength pull test but, again, I’d be careful with it.

While I like the idea of the playful in pearls pieces, the execution just needs some work.
CEN Sexpert

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Tantus Splish

July 10th, 2012

While Tantus no longer makes the dual-colored Splish, you can pick up the similar Mini Magma in black or silver for under $30.

Sometimes Tantus makes two very similar toys, like the Flurry and Cush, and you have to try them both to see which one is the best fit. Sometimes they make two toys with a design as similar as the sizes differ. This is the case with the Splish and the Splash. The splish makes a little splish, were you to throw it in a lake. Although, that would be a waste of good silicone. Both dildos have this awesome drippy candle-waxy appearance that is aesthetically pleasing and super easy to feel when inserted. It works really well with the radiant of the silicone, too. These dildos are fucking works of art, man.

The major difference is that Splish is just 4.5″ long and 1″ in diameter. That’s way less than half and inch. It’s tiny, like a finger. In fact, it doesn’t even seem 4.5″ long. It’s a squishy little bugger that you can bend right in half. See Tantus’ comparison photo here. It’s perfect for beginning anal play, but even with a flared base you probably won’t want to use it in a harness. Unless it’s a knee harness. Leverage.

The selling point is that the tiny size lets you hit exactly the right spot and it’s super flexible, too. Don’t let the straight shaft make you think it’s not a G-spotter. On the other hand, while I can easily fell the textures, it wasn’t necessarily pleasurable. It was more business than pleasure. Not my favorite type of G-spot stimulation, if you know what I mean.

The little ridges do make it slightly harder to clean than a smooth shaft, but not much. The shaft itself is pretty glossy and will attract lint, but the base is more of a matte texture. I don’t feel it during use, but it feels interesting while I wash it.

It’s interesting because I really thought I’d prefer the Splish. The Splash just seemed too much, but I think I’m leaning in that direction. Of course, if you need a Tantus toy to fit in your purse, you could do much worse than this one. Like the Delta, for example. SheVibe sells the Splish for a great price, too.

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Lelo Tiani 2

July 7th, 2012

I’m not sure what took me so long to get this review out. Perhaps it’s because I hate repeating myself, and I’ve already reviewed the original Tiani. So what you need to know is that this is the same vibrator, plus power, a second attachment. There’s a few minor tweaks, but the Tiani is mostly the same toy. If you hated it before, you probably won’t love it this go around. If you wished the vibrations were deeper, they’re still not, and if you think the whole idea is stupid, well, it’s still the same idea. But here’s what I do like about the Tiani 2:

  • It’s stronger. The PR material says 55% stronger, but I thin kit’s more. The vibrations are still surface level, but it takes my body a little longer to become “immune.” I can actually tell the thing is on.
  • The second attachment works much better for my anatomy. The other one is slightly bulbous toward the end, where this one is a little more flat and concave. Ultimately, it feels like it’s cupping my G-spot more, and while this toy isn’t necessarily intended for thrusting, it works better this way… for me. I was actual to squirt pretty easily.
  • The flatter attachment might also be easier, if you’re having trouble with penis or toy insertion while using the Tiani 2, too. (Tutu, hehe).
  • You don’t need the remote for this one. If you’re just playing by yourself, you can press the button on the Tiani itself to go through the settings. You have more control with the remote, which is still something of a gimmick IMO, but this is a nice option.

SenseMotion is novel but not practical in the least. Thank god Lelo still allows you to use the remote normally but there’s two super weird settings you have to pass first. For starters, the first mode relies on the position of the remote. Flip it vertically to raise vibrations, back down to lower them. The controller itself vibrates to offer feedback to the user. That’s kind of a neat idea but also means the controller makes noise so that limits where and when you might be able to use the SenseMotion toys, in my opinion. In the first mode, a back and forth movement simulates pulsation. Well, sort of. There’s this bit delay of between movement and the vibration in the Tiani and it’s hard to get a good rhythm going.

The second mode, which you can activate by pressing the middle of three buttons, simply requires you to move the controller faster to increase the intensity of the vibrations. This means, that if you want to use the vibrations at the highest setting, you need to shake it pretty good.. which also works against it being inconspicuous as so many wireless vibrators aim to be. It’s also tiring and annoying.

The third mode is one where you simply press the + arrow to increase vibrations and the – arrow to decrease. It’s the one I like the most because it makes sense and doesn’t require too much concentration. I wish the controller turned onto this mode instead. There are eight settings, including pulsation and escalation and I swear the controller is more powerful than the Tiani itself.

  • You can control two Tianis with a single remote. This is a really interesting feature, and I think I need to have a threesome now, okay? However, I don’t really have the opportunity to fully explore the improvements with the range and such.

However, I do think that Lelo has overestimated the “two attachments” thing. It’s really the main one and another. “One extra” would sound more appropriate to me. Additionally, there’s still a couple of annoying things:

  • Tiani’s remote requires batteries. I found them in the box this time, though. So yay..?
  • The cover is finicky and requires a little key to open it. I chipped the paint off of mine, because the stupid cover is just cheap. Seriously, guys, cheap. Cheap. CHEAP! I feel like I’m going to break it by just looking at it.
  • Tiani 2 still comes with too much junk. I’m so over the fancy sex toy boxes, guys. Give me some cardboard and let me toss it, mmkay?

So, what do I say? Yay or nay? I still like the WeVibe better, but if you need something less powerful or if you’re heart’s set on this Lelo toy, definitely get the Tiani 2 over the original.

You’re welcome.

 

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5 Things I Don’t Need to See in Your Dating Profile Pictures

July 6th, 2012

1. Fish

I get it. We’re in Wisconsin. Fishing is big, and maybe you like the outdoors. I’m glad you like it, even though it’s not my thing, but how do you think it sells you on a dating website?

2. A picture of your boat, 4-wheeler, snowmobile or tractor.. without you.

People on PlentyofFish seem to do this more than any other site. Hey dude, I want to know if you’re good looking or possibly fun. I’d rather see you on that piece of machinery or fixing it or.. catching a freakin’ fish wish it. It ads absolutely zero value to your profile.

3. More than one picture of you and your car.

I can tell exactly how much of an asshole you are by your car. C’mon, try me. What’s more, anyone who takes pictures with his cars is 99% guaranteed to be more of an asshole than I’ll date. Multiple pictures moves that up to 100%.

Bad Photoshopping4. Bad Photoshop erasing of the ex.

Exes, we all have them. It sucks, right? Maybe you took some good pictures together, but these don’t need to be on your profile. Lie and tell me she’s your sister. Don’t do the world’s shittiest editing to scratch her out like some creepy stalker. Don’t physically rip the photo and scan it. Don’t black out her eyes. If you don’t have any other good photo of you, make one. This is what you do, guys: call your buddy, your sister, your mom, anyone who is willing to take some photos. Put on your best shirt, find a nice outdoor spot and take some God damned pictures until you look good.

5. Anything that makes you look like an alcoholic

Again, this is Wisconsin. Our beer is cheap and there are only two people who don’t like it, yours truly included. I don’t care if you like to drink or go out (actually, I do. We’d have incompatible lifestyles), and I’ve seen a lot of fun pictures where people were obviously enjoying themselves at night, on the town, but here’s a few suggestions to make sure your drinkin’ pics are safe:

  • For every drinking pic, put up two without alcohol
  • Don’t post any picture drunk
  • Don’t post any picture where you’re wearing something intended to drink beer
  • Only one beer in the hand at any time
  • Clear away all the empty bottles
  • Don’t take pictures of empty beer bottle collections
  • I don’t want to see what your friends did after you got that drunk
  • Keep your damned clothes on

 

Runners Up

  • Abs — because nothing says “I have no interests” like having a six pack
  • Pics of you with other girls hanging all over you. If you were that hot, why you so single, dude?
  • Pictures of you mid-chew. Swallow, guy.

 

What turns you off when browsing dating website photos?

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Mineral Depletion Results in RubyGlass Discontinuation of Some Dildos

July 3rd, 2012

I signed on to my email to see this message from RubyGlass21. The company will no longer produce glass toys that are pink, purple or red because the mineral that is used to create those appearance has been mined to extinction. Prices for the remainder of the mineral have skyrocketed, and, as such, so have glass dildo prices. Until a synthetic way to mimic the colors becomes available, RubyGlass will disconitnue the following products:

  • RG73003 Pink Nub Sinsation
  •  RG9136GB Purple Surf
  • RG26931C Purple Crank
  •  RG38001-5 ALL Ticklers
  • RG0003269 Pink Bulb
  •  RG999731 Purple Twist
  • RG91351GLL Pink Cupid
  • RG5403A Red BumBum
  • RG27002 Pink Perfect Body
  • RG22491A Red Claw
  • RG7488TDF Pink Sweetheart
  • RG51001 Ruby Love
  • RG31002 Pink Triple-
  • RG9135GLL Pink BubbleGum
  • RG30001 Red Blow Popp
  •   RG67001 Pretty in Pink
  • RG5104A Pink BumBum
  •  RG65002 Pink Star Dream
  • RG253941A Pink Hand
  • RG2692C Purple Crank
  • RG73002 Pink Sinsation
  • RG2121G Purple Glaze
  • RG834693 Pink Surf
  •  RG6969V Purple Good Vibe
  • RG5107A Purple BumBum
  •  RG1010TDF Purple Hestia
  • RG70002 Purple Glaze Love Baton
  • RG9136G Purple Smurf
  • RG65003 Purple Star Dream
  • RG78001W Purple Triple-X Drip
  • RG55001 Red Orgasmic Twirl
  • RG58001-2 Red Pleasure Wand and Duce

Furthermore, the following items will remain available but with a price increase, which brings them up to $25 – $50.

  • RG000124 Purple GumDrop $49.99
  • RG99374581HL Red Tasty Treat $49.99
  • RG836524HL Red Dream $49.99
  • RG99937458HL Red Candy Cane $49.99
  • RG79001 First Love $24.99
  • RG1239W Purple Hestia $49.99
  • RG000121 Pink GumDrop $49.99
  • RG9134GLL Red Cupid $39.99
  • RG54004 Red Poseidon $34.99
  • RG836525HL Clear Dream $34.99

According to company spokeswoman Cynthia, completed orders will process as normal, but no new dildos will be available. There’s no word, yet, if other sex toy manufacturers will follow a similar pattern. RubyGlass21 is a small dildo creator, unlike many of the larger companies that have dipped a toe in the glass dildo pond. Others may have the resources to continue providing toys like these to consumers or may choose to raise prices on any dildo that uses this depleted mineral.

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PinkCherry $100 Shopping Spree Giveaway

June 30th, 2012

PinkCherryYou guys know that I review for a couple of awesome sites, and PinkCherry is one of those. Nancy has always been super about sending me new and good toys–and even some that don’t work so well–so when she asked if I could help promote their Facebook page with a giveaway, I said “Of Course!” The folks over at PinkCherry are going to offer one of you, my readers, $100 to go on your own sex toy shopping spree. That’s right, you can get whatever you want. Plus, they’ll cover shipping and taxes. Pretty awesome, right?

Right!

Leave one comment each for each of the entry types below on this post before July 20 to enter to win. You can Tweet daily (no need to include my username, guys!), after you submit the mandatory entry.

  • Head over to PinkCherry and tell me what you’d buy.  Perhaps it’s something on the new products list or any of the BDSM and fetish items. –Mandatory.
  • Like the PinkCherry Facebook page, and let me know which number you are on the “Like” country (refresh the page to see).
  • Leave a relevant/thoughtful comment on any other recent (three months or so) post. Leave a comment here with a link to your comment.
  • Follow me on Twitter and tweet about the giveaway (once daily). For example: Adriana s giving away a $100 shopping spree to @pinkcherrytoys. Visit of Sex and Love to enter https://ofsexandlove.com/?p=4117 Ends 7/20
  • Stumble/like this post on StumbleUpon (you can find a handy Share/Save widget on every post page that allows you to submit this post to social bookmarking sites).
  • Blog about this giveaway, including a link directly to this post.
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Giveaway is open to Continental US and Canada.

Good luck and thank you for entering!

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