- Breasts
- Neck
- Collar bone
- Hips
- Thighs
- Lower back
- Shoulders
- Arms
Parts of me that don’t hurt:
- My pride
- My heart
is a comic and video game nerd, freelance writer, and science enthusiast living in the Frozen Tundra with her cat (who likes to chew on silicone toys) while exploring sex and romance in her mid-30s! She prefers clitoral to vaginal stimulation, deep vibrations to buzzy ones, heavy conversation to small talk, chocolate to vanilla, and books to movies with few exceptions. Her bookshelf includes erotica and books about human sexuality and browser history always include research papers, which give her plenty of blog fodder!
Parts of me that don’t hurt:
Categories: The Bartender
Tags: oh well, we didn't even fuck that hard
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is a blog about my personal sex (and love) life with posts to help educate you about sex, toys, relationships and more! I always aim to entertain the masses. Stay tuned for more sex toys reviews, smutty giveaways and some erotica of my own here and there!
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Impressive battle injuries there! Hope they’re manageable and disappear soon, and that you have pleasant memories of how they occurred until they do go away.
I always want to draw a map of where I hurt when it’s all-over like that; it’d be cool to superimpose a color-coded map of where it hurts over a photo. Just my weird thought processes.
Absolutely good memories.
Glad to hear it. 🙂