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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #27? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #29? Submit it here before Sunday May 18th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
Editor’s Note: Apologies this edition came out later than expected/desired! I was out of town in the beginning of the week with a dead laptop and didn’t have a chance to get to it until later than I liked. This round-up only has reviews submitted by May 10th at 11:59pm PDT in it, as if it was posted on Monday.
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On to the reviews…
Editor’s Pick
So what did it actually taste like exactly? Rancid eggnog mixed with broccoli water, pineapples, and garnished with a little nutmeg and a final hint (just a hint) of celery. It smells great. It smells like gingerbread cookies coated in cinnamon, it’s even a nice light brown color but do not be fooled! Once you actually mix this in water it turns green and has a taste not many people could stomach.
Editor’s Note: I think I love well-written humorous negative reviews, and this is definitely one of those. I couldn’t help laughing out loud at a few points, and while it doesn’t make me want to buy the product for any male I know it makes me want to read more of Average Joe’s reviews. Don’t you agree?
Vibrators
- Miracle Massager by Thursday’s Child
- Penthouse Mode Ultra Powerful 10X Dual Motor Vibe by Bethany on FunSexToyReviews
- Pleasure Tops by Adriana
- Penthouse mode waterproof 7x dream bullet by Mistress Misty on FunSexToyReviews
- Decadent Indulgence by Adriana
- The Eroscillator by Themistokles
- Vibratex Dream Boat by Sexpert Joe
- Vibratex Pearl Thunder by Adriana
- Shaki Toys’ Remote Control Egg by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Butterfly Climaxer by CarrieAnn
Dildos
- Tantus Throb by Sleeping Dreamer
- Ella by Sienna
- Don Wands Melon Crank by Sexorcism
- Tantus G-Force Wand by Ansley Agnello
- LELO Ella by Sexorcism
- Jollie Soft by CarrieAnn
- Hardwood Dildo by Sleeping Dreamer
- John Doe by Ansley Agnello
Anal Toys
Lube, Bath Stuff, & etc.
BDSM/Fetish
- Cheetah Fur-Lined Paddle by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- Sinvention Pony Play Reins by Sleeping Dreamer
- Strict Leather Deluxe Collar by Domina Doll
- Behind the Back Restraints by Bad Bad Girl
- Sinvention Deluxe Leather-lined Pony Breeding Hobbles by Sleeping Dreamer
- Zeus Electrogasm by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Adult Movies/Porn
- Alter Ego by J.D. Bauchery
- Hard Rock by FrzKey
- Rubber Lovers 2 by The Porn Librarian
- Penny Flame’s Expert Guide To Rough Sex by J.D. Bauchery
- Straight Guys For Gay Eyes & For Women Too! – David Taylor by FrzKey
- Pirates (2005) by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Miscellaneous
- Smart Balls by CarrieAnn
- The HugHer Fucking Machine by Themistokles
- Deluxe G-Spotter – Magic Wand Attachment by Natt Nightly
- Doc Johnson Ultra Harness 2000 by Sexpert Joe
- Peppermint Peckers by Bad Bad Girl
- Uniram by Betty Rocket
- Labia Clip by Sleeping Dreamer
