Seriously, I cannot believe I forgot to blog about this because I meant to. I mean, I’ve been tweeting about it pretty constantly! Whatever am I talking about? Why, Epiphora’s smorgasbord of sex toy goodies she is giving away for her blog’s anniversary. Like, duh. The prizes include porn, silicone and metal, vibrators, Fun Factory’s Bootie and even a Fleshlight. There’s a toy or two I wouldn’t mind winning. That’s why I’m blogging you see, to win. I blog to win! Do you?!
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Wrapping Up!
April 21st, 2009
I will be wrapping up my Spring Contest by the end of this week. I meant to do so by Sunday but sort of, er, forgot. LOL So you have a few more days to broadcast it and enter, if you want. Remember, the winners will get a neat Hawaiian Vibe as well as an adult game!
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Fabulous!
April 14th, 2009
There is an awesome shopping spree contest going on over at the Sextoys.com blog. Participants can win up to $1000 of products of their choice and there are additional prizes for creative lists, too. Of course, I thought I’d take a swing at it.
- We-Vibe This couples vibe for intercourse has intrigued me since it first came out.
- Super Stretch Sleeves The idea of a cock sleeve for sex is really interesting and this set is sure to provide variety.
- Kama Sutra® Intensifying Gel (Cooling) I can admit that I’m not a big fan of most gels and creams but Kama Sutra products are amazing (plus it has good reviews).
- Heartbreaker 2 Red I love all my FunFactory toys and have been wanting this vibe for years!
- Magnum II Blue/ White Marbled This gorgeous looking dildo is sure to feel great.
- Curve violet The Curve is another creative looking dildo from FunFactory that I must have!
- Massage Candle Libido/Exotic Fruits I may not need a reason to give massage but this sure wouldn’t hurt.
- Bendybeads Violet I’d like to venture more into anal play and this would do just the trick.
- Beginner Ball Gag (Red) This would look so hot in my husband’s mouth.
- Kama Sutra Love Liquid This Kama Sutra lube comes in an amazing bottle and I can’t help but wonder how amazing it is.
- Kama Sutra® Treasure Trove (Raspberry) The honey dust I currently own is Raspberry flavoured and I can’t wait to try the rest of the line.
- Coochy Shave Cream – Pear Berry I love this stuff and need to restock.
- Eden Waterproof Body Blossom Despite inconsistent results, these dual penetration vibes really appeal to me.
- Kama Sutra Massage Oil (Sweet Almond) As much as I love raspberry, I have a passion for almond and would love to massage this into my husband’s skin.
- Futurotic 4-Way Arouser (darting duck) It may not be the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen but I know my husband and I would enjoy it.
- Fetish Fantasy Series Ultimate Fantasy Kit I love that this is an all-in-one solution to bedroom bondage.
- Brand Spankin’ Toy Cleaner 4oz Despite my growing collection of toys, I don’t own any toy cleaner and this would d just the trick to keep everything squeaky clean.
- Rubber Tickler: Purple I really want my BDSM gear to contain a lot of purple and this is a great way to start.
- Deluxe PVC Bondage Kit And this will really set me along my purple path.
- Juno Weighted Pelvic Exerciser Strengthen my muscles or use this as a dildo? Yes, please!
- Fetish Heart Thumper I love that this paddle is heart shaped; what a perfect implement to produce pain.
- Sex Tarts Lube, Cherry Pop I’ve never tried a flavoured lube before but would love to try!
In the end, how close am I to $1000? $999.87 isn’t too bad, is it.
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Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’
April 1st, 2009
There’s no relevance between this post’s title and its content. I simply love this song by Journey and am enjoying it at the moment. I think I might enjoy singing is karaoke style but will probably never lose my inhibitions enough to do so.
I want to apologize for my absence but hope you have all enjoyed my Totally Fuckable Tuesday posts. I plan to continue them fairly regularly (not yesterday as I was flying back home) as well as catch up on all my reviews.
I’m also holding a new contest with a Spring theme. Let me know your Spring break fantasy (or real life experience, if you have one!). The lucky winner will receive an adult game as well as a vibrator from EdenFantasys. Head over to the contest post to leave your comment.
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Spring Contest Time!
March 24th, 2009
I’m feeling generous these days and so is the ever-growing EdenFantasys – you know, one of the sex toy retailers for whom I review – who agreed to sponsor a contest. This time around it will be a Spring themed contest as it is Spring – at least my calendar says so; I’m not sure sure about this weather. LOL
Leave a comment and tell me your hottest Spring break rendez-vous (hook up with a stranger, show your bits in Cancun?). Alternatively, if you haven’t yet experienced an X rated Spring vacation, why not share your Spring fling fantasy?
The prize(s) will be Spring/tropical themed to match the contest, of course, and include the Pleasure Island adult game as well as the tropical Hawaiian Vibrator so you and a partner (or more) can have some fun with your new adult toys.
