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Funzze Round Shape Handheld Massager

Funzze Round Shape Handheld Massager
$39.99 from Funzze

Psst, you can get 30% off sitewide from Funzze until December 1st! Just head to their site and the discount will apply in your cart.

By now, my long-term readers should know that I prefer clitoral stimulation and need a lot of pressure, which is hard on my fingers, that already struggle with sniffiness, even if the toy is plush. So I’m always on the lookout for vibrators that seem like they might work well with my preferences and needs. This leads me to dislike toys that place buttons exactly where I want to press to get some pressure.. and to try some interesting toys, like the Pleasure Tops, Tuyo, or even Lelo’s Ora.

This vibrator by Funzze appeared to fit the bill. The rounded, wider base attaches to a smaller rounded handle, which boasts the button. The design looked to have enough room for your fingers, unlike some that are supposedly designed for this purpose but don’t leave enough room for your fingers. I was also intrigued by the broader base.

So how does it hold up in person?

Upon unboxing, I immediately realized the neck of this toy was flexible, so it wouldn’t serve my purposes for getting a lot of pressure. Bummer. Especially because the knob has nearly a 2-inch diameter, which could relieve some tension on my fingers if the neck were (nearly) rigid. As a result, I wound up using my fingers to press down on the toy in such a way that was awkward and uncomfortable.

I can’t discuss the shape of the vibrator without mentioning the vibrations. Unfortunately, they’re rather weak and buzzy, not unlike the Finger Vibe. Funzze has some decent designs that would be hard to beat if the vibrations were stronger and deeper. For anyone who really needs that, including me, this toy and brand might be a miss. Because of the lackluster vibrations, I found simply placing the vibrator against my body was underwhelming.

Instead, I found it more stimulating to use the toy at an angle with the edge between my labia. Eventually, I was able to get off, but it took a bit of time and effort, and I would have done just as well with my hands. In this position, the handle wasn’t helpful, either.

I think the best use of this toy is as a massager, perhaps with some slick lube or massage oil, being run lightly over the skin, much like a massage stone–if you don’t mind the lighter vibrations. Alternatively, you could hold it against your clitoris or other sensitive parts. Again, if you don’t need something with super strong vibrations.

As you can see from the product photos, the handle looks like it has a bit of a face due to the two ridges on either side of the button. This impression doesn’t go away when the toy’s on and the button lights up blue. For some reason, my brain sees this as bird-like, ha! The ridges help you to find the button but they’re not necessary, and I’d prefer a raised button myself than the single nearly-flush button powers the toy on and off (hold for a few seconds), and cycles through the settings. A second button would be welcome to handle some of those functions.

Continuing the birdy comparison, the contact points for the magnetic charger are on top of the bird’s “head.” Funzze toys come with a USB charging cable and no adapter to plug them into an outlet. This one was charged out of the box, and I haven’t had to recharge it.

Funzze toys also come with a storage bag, but the shape of this vibe makes it difficult to store in a bag, IMO. It’s made from silicone and can safely be stored outside of its pouch. There’s some softness to the silicone, and it attracts some lints, but it’s not the worst ever.

But when it comes to my toys, I want better than that, you know? An interesting design doesn’t do much if it’s not thouroughly thought out, and if the company can’t even come up with unique names, I have to wonder how much thought they’ve giving to design. A rechargeable battery makes little difference if I never want to use a vibe again.

I know this vibrator is incredibly affordable (especially because most toys have gone up in price over years), and I know money is tight for many, but I’d rather steer my readers toward something a bit more expensive or nothing at all.

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Funzze Super Powerful Massager

Funzze Super Powerful Massager
$29.99 from Funzze

When I sat down to write this review, I realized how many wands I’d been trying lately. It wasn’t a conscious decision, really. Just what seemed interesting to me in the moment. Funny how that works.

Anyway, the Super Powerful Massager by Funzze will probably we the last massager I try for a bit. So how does it stack up? Is the name accurate?

I wasn’t prepared for just how large the Funzze Super Powerful Massager is. I mean, it looks big in the product photos, but I was taken aback. This vibrator is certainly in another class from the double-headed wand vibrator, but I think it’s the biggest wand I’ve ever tried, and and I’ve used everything from mini wands to the Magic Wand Original. Both the handle and head are the largest I’ve used. It’s over 13 inches long and the head has a diameter of almost 3 inches. This might not seem much larger than the head of the Magic Wand, which I also didn’t love, but it’s even longer than it is size and it looks and feels the part.

I think the overall size seems even larger because there’s a slight contouring of the handle. It’s thinner toward the center than at either end. In use, this makes it somewhat hard for me to find a good place to grasp the toy. I wind up. This might not be an issue with someone with longer fingers or larger hands, however. My fingers can barely touch at the thinnest part of the hand, where the buttons are. I default to the Miracle Massager, which has a smaller handle that’s easier for me to hold.

Despite its size, this massager is rather lightweight. I suspect that’s because the housing is plastic. This obviously isn’t a luxury toy, but at less than $30, that’s probably not what most people are expecting. The larger size and lighter weight may be preferable for some people, too. It’s a lot harder to get cramped fingers.

It’s still functional and rather easy to use, with a single button to turn it on and off and a dedicated button each to cycle through modes and speeds/strengths. You have to cycle through modes or speeds or turn the toy off to get back to the starting settings. I do prefer having arrows that go both ways. I’m also not a fan when toys start on the highest setting, as this one does.

So how does it perform? Fortunately, my vibrator died before I got around to writing this review. I suspect it wasn’t fully charged because I was much more impressed after charging it. The result was vibrations strong enough to make my hand ridiculously uncomfortable while grasping the massager’s head. The Super Powerful Massager is also as loud as its strength suggests, so I wouldn’t use this if you need to be super discreet.

While the vibrations, when fully charged, are fairly impressive, my anatomy just doesn’t love the shape of this wand. The head is so big that it doesn’t comfortably between my labia. I prefer wands with more of a cylindrical shape than a round one because I like the edge, which this toy lacks. If that existed, the larger size might not be a problem. But because I can’t find a sweet spot, the vibrations simply feel.. not as close to my clit as I’d like them. Despite the vibrations being strong enough to impact the entire area, I struggled to get off with this massager.

I also find the flexible neck isn’t as useful as I’d like, and that’s because it’s difficult to hold the handle. I suppose it works if you’re holding the wand from the side, but I’m more likely to hold it closer to vertical, perhaps pulling the handle back toward me. The curved handle on the Miracle Massager works really well for this, whereas this massager size and straight handle don’t.

One thing that I really appreciate about this massager is that it uses a standard micro-USB charging cable. Not only was this helpful when I temporarily misplaced the original cable, but I have plenty of those lying around, including the one that I always keep plugged in for my tablet. That cable proved to be a slightly better fit than the one with the massager, too. I’m not sure how long a full charge should take. And you may experience slower charging if not using the original cable. But it’s nice not to have to use a proprietary charger.

My qualms may mostly be specific to me. If you know you like massagers with large heads, want something a little lighter, stronger, or wireless than what you currently have, or need to pad your toy drawer without breaking the bank, this could be a good option. If you don’t love it, you won’t be out much money. New customers can also save 10% with code NEW10, so it would be even cheaper.

But if my issues resonate with you, Funzze’s Super Powerful massager might not be the right vibe for you, and that’s okay, too.

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The One Flicker Vibe

The One Flicker Vibe
$59.50 from Babeland

I’ve been using sex toys for nearly two decades now and reviewing them here since 2008, so it’s safe to say that I am rarely surprised by one these days. Intrigued? Sure. Disappointed? More often than not. But surprised? That’s not so common.

Needless to say, I found the One Flicker Vibe intriguing enough to try it. I wasn’t sure if it was going to do much or if the design was mostly a gimmick that is trending. But if I was going to be disappointed by something, why not be disappointed by something new?

I was surprised to not be immediately disappointed when I realized that this is a dual-ended vibrator. The base also functions as a standard internal vibrator, and I think the shape works well for clit stimulation, too. I wouldn’t call the vibrations super deep or strong, but they’re deeper than they are buzzy and inoffensive.

The vibrations aren’t really the star of the show, however–or what I want to talk about. I anticipated that using the flickering side might hurt because my body hasn’t been super receptive to penetration lately, including the traditional vibrator end of this toy. The design is wide and flatter, with a frame surrounding the flickerer to allow it to work. While the flickering arm is flexible enough to bend with your fingers, the frame is more rigid to keep its shape and does not vibrate. So if you’re looking for a toy that does both, look elsewhere. However, I found it surprisingly easy to insert this toy.

Using it is also easy because the button simply changes the speed of the flicking arm. Because I’d never experienced anything like it before, I don’t know if the slowest speed should be slower, but it starts pretty zippy and only gets faster from there. I found all but the first speed to be uncomfortable or painful.

But as it turns out, I don’t think I need more than one speed. While I can usually control when I squirt with fingers or a toy, including vibrators, the Flicker pretty much gave me no choice and forced me to squirt. I noticed it when I switched to a faster speed, but I think that was just a coincidence, and it would have happened anyway. I have to say the sound the flicking arm made when covered in fluid was ri-di-cu-lous.

I was taken entirely by surprise by this. I’ve never had such an experience before, and while it wasn’t accompanied by an orgasm–which I don’t have when I squirt–it felt like an obvious win to me. What I thought was a gimmick turned out to be pretty effective, and I bet some people would be able to orgasm from the Flicker.

So I tried to turn it off as fast as possible, but not before it cycled through a few more modes. I found the slower pulsation-like setting interesting. Flicker replicates the escalation and pulsation we’re used to, but instead of vibration, it’s a fast flickering increasing in speed or separated by pauses. But I already find most settings on vibrators unnecessary because they don’t offer much more for me, and the same is true for the flickering speeds.

The buttons leave a little to be desired, however. There are only two, and I must assume that more buttons mean more complicated and expensive to make. But it’s not intuitive to me that the same button you hold to turn this toy on and off is also the button you need to click to operate the vibrating end, while the other button only serves to control the flickering. Especially because while you can turn off the flickering with one button, you still need to press the other to turn the toy off completely. A third button to control power would make more sense.

I also wish that the buttons were a bit further apart. Perhaps it’s due to them being closer to the vibrating end, but if I’m using the toy internally and want to adjust it, I find myself hitting the wrong button almost exclusively, even though the buttons face in the direction of the part of the toy they control. If the silver band in the center of the toy is only for appearance, I would rather do away with it so the buttons could be more centered.

I also prefer buttons with nice feedback–a bubbly or clicky button, for example, is much more useful than backlit buttons–and the Flicker buttons fall short. However, I didn’t have trouble using the buttons with my fingernails, which is sometimes the case.

With that said, this toy is still functional, even if not perfect. I’m also glad this toy is fully waterproof–thanks to the magnetic charger–not because I like to use toys in the shower or bath, but because it would soon be ruined if it weren’t. Of course, this aspect also makes cleaning Flicker easier. You really want water to get into all the nooks and crannies around the flicking arm because there are places where you can’t fit a finger, although you may be able to use a small brush for cleaning. Fortunately, these spots are all covered in silicone.

If you’re interested in novel G-spot stimulation, especially one that I’ve found effective, then give the Flicker a try. Right now, this toy is a steal because it costs less than $60. But that’s a steep sale that won’t last forever, so time is limited.

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Renegade Curve G-Spot Vibrator

Funzze
$42.99 from Funzze

Out of all the Funzze vibrators I’ve tried, Renegade is probably the most frustrating. The shape isn’t one that works well with my anatomy, and I suspect that will be true for many people.

To explain my issues with Renegade, let’s compare it to some similar toys, including the Inside Out and the We-Vibe. Like those toys, the Renegade is intended to offer dual clitoral and vaginal/G-spot stimulation. The shape of this vibrator is sort of halfway between those. Renegade is more like We-Vibe, where the internal and outer arms run parallel with a base, which is more like that of Inside Out. However, the external portion is much shorter than you’d find with the We-Vibe and the G-spot arm much more drastically curved than the Inside Out.

The result is a toy that doesn’t offer a lot of flexibility for clitoral stimulation, especially because there’s barely nub for it! If your clitoris doesn’t align perfectly with where the toy lands, you’re likely to be disappointed. And mine doesn’t. I think the clitoral stimulator should extend much further, more like the We-Vibe. As short as it is (there’s not even a measurement on the product page), I almost feel like the vibrations should point outward in the same direction as the bottom rather than toward the internal arm. But if your clitoris is pretty close to your vaginal opening, the shape of this toy might serve you just fine.

Even if the shape does work for you, the flexibility in the neck of this toy makes positioning a bit frustrating. If that weren’t the case, I suspect many might like Renegade’s more bulbous and mostly rigid shaft as many similar toys aren’t especially filling or are flatter, as with the We-Vibe. But I found it challenging to maneuver and never really managed to find someplace where Renegade felt good. I think a gentler curve would have been my friend.

I’m not sure if any of this was impacted by the overall weight of the base, which is rather hefty. I don’t mind in use, but it’s definitely not a balanced toy. Still, the perpendicular base (kind of like the Cup n Cradle) makes the toy easier to use because I can wrap my fingers around the back and keep my thumb in front to press the buttons. It would also work well if using the Renegade on someone else, although your hand would be in the opposite position. Most internal toys are awkward for me, so I appreciate the attempt.

The buttons are also easy to use by feel. There are three buttons in a row. The outer two buttons are raised while the center power button is inset. All three make a great audible click when you press them, and you’ll be rewarded with vibrations from both motors when you turn it on. The initial vibrators offer some depth, although I think the vibrations in the clitoral stimulator are deeper than those created by the other motor.

There are four levels of steady vibration, each becoming increasingly buzzier before five levels of pulsation and escalation. Of note, the light around the buttons stops flashing when you reach the first or last settings, which is a helpful indicator (if you’re looking at it). It’s easy to spend a couple of extra clicks making sure you’re at the highest or lowest setting on vibes without LEDs.

Because the clitoral vibes are also stronger, the buzziness becomes noticeable when you’re holding Renegade. In fact, just holding it to write this review has left my hand uncomfortably tingly. If the vibrations remained deeper while increasing in strength, they’d be awesome. I also think that some people might want the internal vibrations to be stronger, which I don’t necessarily need, but the internal motor is overshadowed by its partner.

There’s no way to control the motors separately, either, which I would prefer. Instead, you can cycle up or down using the two buttons. They perform the same steady, pulsing, or escalating functions, but some people might wish for separate sensations internally and externally. Renegade is designed to ultimately overwhelm the users with the same type of stimulation from multiple angles to create a more intense experience.

Renegade’s sound output is acceptable based on its vibrations, a nod to its overall quality build. I’m a fan of the silky silicone, which has a tiny hole in the back to plug in the charging cable. It’s snug, so consider Renegade splashproof and okay to use in the shower and wash without worry. I wouldn’t submerge it, though. I haven’t even had to charge it since I got it because the charge out of the box was enough to test.

I wish I liked the shape better because the build is decent, and Renegade is under $50, which is great for a rechargeable vibrator. If your clitoris is close to your vagina, this vibrator might work well for you, making it worth the cost.

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The One Wand

The One Wand
$79.95 from Babeland

I wasn’t expecting The One Wand to be quite so small. I mean, it’s not tiny, but some wands are behemoths (I’m looking at you, Magic Wand Original). In comparison, this wand is sleeker. That’s due in part to it being coated in a layer of silky silicone. It’s not a lint magnet and won’t have as much drag as some silicone toys. The appearance is sleek because of this. I don’t know if it’s just me, but the curves on this wand remind me of a person with the angles next to the neck, something like a purple 80s blazer.

You’ll also notice a distinct lack of cord because this is a rechargeable vibrator, unlike most of the wands I’ve tried. And that silicone coating? Makes it waterproof, so you can take it in the shower. Super easy to clean, too. The Hitachi can’t compete with that.

This vibrator is also smaller and less cumbersome than its competition. Overall, The One Wand is less than 9 inches long. The head is around 1.7″ wide, and it’s relatively light to wield. It feels more like an internal vibrator than a massager.

What you can’t see is the flexibility of the neck. This wand isn’t as floppy as the double-headed wand I just reviewed, but the head is probably too flexible for my tastes. At least I don’t want to worry about it breaking. I also find the shape of the head leaves a little to be desired. I like my wands to have more of a flat-top head than a round one, and while The One Wand veers toward flat-ish, it lacks the edge I prefer, like the Miracle Massager.

I do like the design of the three buttons, which are easy to find and press and know you’ve pressed them. That isn’t always the case with controls. They’re easy to use, too. The center button turns the wand on and off, and the + cycles through the ten settings, or you can press – to cycle the other way. This means you don’t have to go through every mode if you press the button one too many times.

As for those settings, three are steady vibration. While the product description calls them rumbly, I think they’re more middle of the road The highest steady vibration setting is definitely edging toward buzzier. That wouldn’t necessarily be a dealbreaker, but the vibrations just aren’t that strong.

After trying the first setting, I hoped there would be more than three continuous modes. I worried I would be disappointed otherwise. I was correct. After trying them all, I thought, “This is it?” They’re more like what you’d expect from an internal vibrator. And for a wand-type vibrator, you expect strong.

The vibrations do have enough power to make the seven pulsation and escalation modes that follow quite punchy, if you’re the type who likes them. I’ve always been about continuous vibrations myself.

I can’t say that I agree it is the one “and only” wand you’ll ever need. It’s just not strong enough for everything, and people like me will benefit from a different size and shape. With that said, it’s a nice vibe. If you want something for clitoral stimulation and aren’t picky, The One Wand could be a good option.

Currently, The One Wand is less than $50 with Babeland’s Cyber Week sale and you can get double rewards until the 19th! So why not, pick one up?

And if you don’t think The One Wand will work for you, Babeland is still offering up to 70% off sidewide.

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Dame Pom

Pom
$99 from Dame

Before I can get on with my review, I need to apologize to Dame. The company sent me this toy years ago, and I completely dropped the ball when it came to writing about it. That was unprofessional of me, and I need to do better.

But even though Pom is no longer new, it’s still worth talking about. That’s because some really thoughtful design decisions went into it. It’s obvious.

This is no white-label toy on Amazon. This is no stolen product design copied cheaply in a Chinese factory to make a quick buck. This vibrator, even though it won’t work perfectly for everyone, stands apart from the rest. It’s the type of product someone should be proud to put their name on–or associate with their face.

And that’s because Dame has quickly become one of the most reputable companies in the sex toy industry. I don’t need to hunt to find information that I can trust. Dame’s website clearly shows the trajectory of the company, which was founded by Alexandra Fine Janet Lieberman, and leveraged crowdfunding to get off the ground.

There’s a lot to like about Dame, just like there’s a lot to like about Pom.

So, let’s get down to it, starting with the strength.

Pom is waterproof.

Thanks to its magnetic charging connections. This is pretty common these days, even with cheaper toys, so Pom doesn’t stand out quite as much as, say, Fun Factory’s first magnetically-charging toys. But it’s nice.

Pom is quiet.

It’s not silent, but the lowest setting makes almost a barely-there hum. Would I use it in a dorm with a roommate? Nah. Would I use it behind closed doors, knowing something else was home? Sure!

Pom’s internal battery will hold a charge for literal years.

I know because I forgot about mine for that long.

Pom is covered in a layer of plush silicone.

It’s quite squishy, really, and it’s what put the flexibility in this flexible vibe. The silicone has a lot of give when you squeeze it, and you can bend the tip a bit. Some people may prefer a rigid toy, but plush silicone means I can grind it into my body without and discomfort. Not like I’ve ever done that before…

Pom is wider than most.

Many clitoral vibrators are narrower. They’re also usually horizontally and vertically symmetrical. Pom is wider at the base than the tip, which promotes comfort. The base sits perfect in my palm while my middle and index fingers slip around the narrower front.

Pom finds your clitoris.

Typically, I like clit stimulators with a large nub than Pom has, so I wasn’t expecting much. But the vibrator surprised me because it’s not so much the size of the bump but the shape. You see, it forms a vertical ridge that easily slips between your lips to target your clitoris. Mind blown.

And my favorite thing of all..

Pom has deep vibrations.

I mean, it’s no wand, but they’re surprisingly rumbly for such a small package. I was beginning to think that I had been out of the game for so long that I was misremembering clitoral stimulators with deep vibes. The ones I’ve tried recently, even wands, have been disappointing.

But Pom reminded me that depth is possible. And in my opinion? It’s non-negotiable.

These strengths aren’t without limitations, however.

That thick, plush silicone? Mine is now ~customized~ with cat chew marks. It’s exactly the type of material that attracts cats–and their fur. Alas. At least I have a purr-manent moment to remember my late kitty by.

It will also attract your fur. Consider yourself warned.

Pom’s width is accompanied by flatness. It’s closer to, say, Lily than Laya Spot. I wish it were wide and tall.

I’m also not super enthused with their buttons. Dame has placed the power button, which is inset, directly on top of the toy. Hold to turn on. This same button cycles through settings.

There are two more buttons on the bottom of the toy, essentially a plus and minus. The “plus” sticks out from the toy and increases strength. I find it a bit small and sometimes hard to find during use. On the other hand, the “minus” is flush with the dimple where the toys sit. It’s visually a bit confusing but more intuitive in use.

The problem with this “minus” button is that if you press the Pom to your body hard enough, you will turn down the strength. Talk about killing the vibes. (For those paying attention, it means holding the Pom fully against your body means you can’t access the plus button, either).

And I did it multiple times in one session. I still got off, but, man, that’s a bummer. I think it would actually be harder to do with a raised button like the other one because the pressing area seems so wide.

Similarly, I sometimes found myself accidentally pressing the top button while using it. This isn’t exactly Dame’s fault. I have almost also struggled to find a place to apply pressure with my fingers without hitting the buttons or making them inaccessible.

Ultimately, Pom’s flatness led to a lot of strain on my fingers, which are now sore as I type this review. Again, not their fault, but I do think there’s something that could be done.. if toy makers wanted to. Like a wider, more rounded top of the toy. Y’all know I liked the Tuyo.

With that said, I mostly forgive Pom its trespasses against me because the vibrations are so high quality. They just feel.. nice. good, even. Not tickly, not annoying, not frustrating.

And that makes me hopeful for the rest of Dame’s toys.

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Heidi

Heidi
$53.99 from HoneysX

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. Where do I start with you?

In the realm of clit vibes, Heidi most reminds me of the BCurious, especially the premium version. I have only used the original Bcurious, which was rigid (and not satisfying), so I can’t compare Heidi to the newer (and since discontinued) premium model, which appears to be made from a softer silicone.

Heidi itself has a thick, softer layer of silicone on it. It’s not nearly as squishy as Dame’s Pom, but it’s nice. There’s give in the tip, and it can bend forward or backward.

The buttons are bubbly and large, easy to find. They audibly click when you press them.

But, you see, as soon as you press that power button, you’ll wish you didn’t.

I wish I hadn’t started with Heidi at all.

Because once it turns on, there’s a quick and loud vibration. It’s jarring. And it’s buzzy and shallow as hell.

And it doesn’t get any better.

I guess I should have known. The (terribly translated) description mentions “High frequency vibration drives.” We. don’t. want. that. in. our. sex. toys.

Honestly, I can’t tell if Heidi’s design is good because the vibrations are so buzzy that I couldn’t possibly enjoy it. Initially, they tickle annoying. It doesn’t take long before I can’t feel them at all. No bueno.

All of this while the toy fills the air with an unacceptably loud roar. I guess it’s not loud enough to hear through a closed door, but it feels like a freaking assault when it’s in your hand.

I had to give up on Heidi. It was almost torture to use it. It offends the senses. No waterproofing, no soft silicone, no pretty mint green, no rechargeable battery, and no poetic metaphors will make it better.

High frequency vibration drives the body to work, impacts the soft inner wall, and the tremor C point attracts the clouds and tides to achieve a unique experience.

The secret comes from the strong frequency vibration. Different experiences also need a strong core to provide continuous motivation. For many girls, not having enough fun is downfall. It takes a lot of effort from the inside to the outside to please women.

After 365 days of experiments, we have finally developed a lovely dolphin with smooth curve. Time we roam together, love let you release at this moment. To a mutual tease, such as glue two people in the world.

Tonight, I just want you, in the twilight, in the halo of glass, in the mountain language and waves, with Heidi to explore and lead us to release our nostalgia for the spring breeze.

I’m sorry, Heidi, but I don’t want you. Not tonight, not ever. Not to roam or stay in one place. And there certainly won’t be any release.

You couldn’t pay me the $54 price tag to use it again.

P.S. – Don’t call us “girls.”

P.P.S. – What the hell is the weird symbol on the side?