The Best Alternatives to EdenFantasys Affiliate Program

June 7th, 2013

While this isn’t my job, I make a few dollars here and there, and I’m incredibly grateful for the opportunities that I’ve found. If you want to be a reviewer, blogger or affiliate shop owner and don’t know where to stop, then this post is for you!

My most profitable affiliate programs are SexToy.com, Babeland and Good Vibes — in that order. I also use Adam and Eve and PinkCherry (Canadian).

  1. Babeland offers 20% commissions, a full product feed, text and banner links and the website has a limited but high-quality product selection. You must sign up at PepperJam and join the Babeland advertiser campaign. If your site isn’t approved, you can contact Samantha, the affiliate team leader.
  2. SexToy.com has been my most successful affiliate endeavor, and this is likely due to the fact that the prices are drop-dead cheap and you get to have your own store. Mine’s located on a subdomain on my domain, which is pretty awesome. You can customize to your heart’s content, offer coupons to entice visitors — right now, you can save $25 off $100 to celebrate my birthday! — and commissions up to 25% are available based on performance. There’s no referral sign up, but this link will get you started.
  3. GoodVibes has rebooted their affiliate program a time or two but despite minimal effort, sales always trickle in for me. GoodVibes is also one of the few affiliate programs that still offers sex toys for review to bloggers like myself. Like Babeland, GoodVibes has a smaller selection than EF or, say, Amazon, but I enjoy their own branded items, and they have frequent sales. Sign up here.

Adam and Eve and Pinkcherry’s affiliate programs actually use the same software, which makes it easy to see your stats at a glance. The stores could potentially provide incentives, but neither utilizes this option to the full potential. It’s not as easy to create links (by just adding on a code), but the system will save every incoming link that you create.

Adam and Eve has the benefit of having many more products with a full product feed to link to any of them and better search options. There’s more links and banners to choose from, too. I’m currently earning 30% on sales there, which is the highest amount on this list. You’ll also earn 5% for referrals. There’s only a $25 payout, too. The only reason my earnings aren’t higher is because I prefer to link to a lot of specific products that A&E doesn’t necessarily carry.

Still, Pinkcherry is located in Canada, which means  your customers might prefer a store that offers more reasonable shipping fees if they’re from the great white north. PinkCherry’s affiliate program has a $100 payout minimum.

Finally, I’d like to mention Amazon here. If you already have an associates accountwith them, it’s easy to add another tracking ID like I did. There’s about 14,000 sex toys on the site, which makes linking convenient. Not ever toy you’ll want to showcase is on it, however. Still, you’ve got options for your aStore and widgets, which are handy. I use Amazon far less frequently because there’s so many restrictions, but it is an option. Just don’t rely on it alone.

I have earned hundreds of dollars through a combination of programs and, often, the one I use has more to do with which stores carry products I’m linking to at the best price because I know that’s what my readers want. Find a program or three that works for you, and get to know it well.

Now, plenty of my fellow bloggers have had success with other programs, and I encourage them to leave comments if they’d like to leave a link, but these affiliate programs have worked well for me without all the stress induced by EdenFantasys.

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Sex Toy Retailers That Use Comments for Spam

May 31st, 2012

I’m sick of this shit, you guys. I get so many spam comments, and Akismet is great at catching them, but it seems like sex toy retailers think comment spam is okay. You know what? It’s not. Not today. Not yesterday. Not ever. In fact, I have a few more thoughts on this:

  • Bloggers should never click this links to comment spam, because it registers as traffic with Google.
  • No consumers should purchase from the douchebags.
  • Sex toy retailers should only comment on blogs like mine if they’re willing to use a name and not the name of the sex toy store. Period.
  • Finally, people who use comment spam deserve to be called on it.

 

Thus, without further ado, here is a list of evildoers. Please send me the spammers who wind up in your comments folder, and I’ll add them, too!

  1. upsextoys.co.uk
  2. toysboutique.net
  3. sexetoystore.com
  4. redapple.dk
  5. pennylanes.co.nz
  6. sexhotshop.net
  7. ohmygodes.fr
  8. lolatoys.com
  9. sextoysdiva.com
  10. wantsextoys.com
  11. discretionadultstore.com.au
  12. strap-ontoys.com
  13. sexe-toy-shop.com
  14. VIBRATORBLOG.COM
  15. tailledupenis.fr
  16. ohmygodes.fr
  17. myeldoradostore.com/warning.php?a=fifthelementtoys
  18. nltsecrets.net
  19. suctioncupdildo.org
  20. pimentaselvagem.com.br
  21. ladieslittlesecrets.co.uk
  22. double-ended-dildos.com
  23. seefreecams.com (Cams, but close enough!)
  24. sexetoystore.com
  25. captaincreams.com
  26. supercochons.com/
  27. achetersextoys.net
  28. adulttoysforless.net/
  29. pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=1513 (An affiliate, not PinkCherry. I’d never do this!)
  30. venusandmarssextoys.com
  31. naughty-sins.co.uk
  32. adultnolveltees.blogspot.com
  33. sextoysbyadultnolveltees.blogspot.com
  34. hiddendrawer.co.uk
  35. toyswin.com
  36. fun-4-two.co.uk
  37. thefreeporn.org/tag/blowjob/page/2?paged=10
  38. pornoevi.com
  39. madamfox.com
  40. sussextoys.com
  41. kinkytime.com.au
  42. naughtyboytoyz.com
  43. upscalestripper.com
  44. testunsextoy.com
  45. wegotthatvibe.com
  46. sexyvibratingpanties.com
  47. lingerieisland.co.uk
  48. sextoys-dildos.com
  49. achetersextoys.fr
  50. strap-ontoys.com
  51. fredsextoysstore.com
  52. bollywoodsextoy.com
  53. deluxetoys.fr
  54. strap-ontoys.com
  55. mysextoy.org

Please link this post, if you like it. If you’re in the habit of sometimes shopping around for toys and sometimes user lesser-known sites, making the effort to avoid these goes a long way to the blogger community and to promoting respect, transparent tactics and professionalism in the long run.

If you’re on this list, there’s nothing you can do to remove yourself from it. Sorry that you’re an asshole.

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I’m Not a Shopaholic

July 13th, 2011

I am always on the lookout for new sex shops. I figure that I’ll be able to find better deals, work out reviewing and other business relationships and find out about more toys — new toys! — before everyone else. So it shouldn’t surprise my readers to find out that I spend quite a bit of time browsing for sex toys, Internet window shopping as it were. It’s a pretty cool part of the job and I certainly don’t mind that aspect.

I’m noticing that a lot of sex toy retailers are becoming more community-minded. They’re reaching out via Twitter, Facebook and blogs–Pulse and Cocktails is a UK retailer that does all three. It’s nice to be able to actually contact someone, to make human interaction. It’s even nicer if you have a question or an issue with an order. Some online retailers (and websites in general) come off as really mechanical and you never know if anyone has seen your inquiries or if anyone will actually respond. Perhaps the websites are just lingering in the abyss of nothing-ever-dies-on-the-Internet.

Of course, as a reviewer myself, I am that much more likely to reader others’ reviews when shopping for myself so any shop that doesn’t have a dynamic review system is going to find it that much more difficult to get my money. Just sayin’. It seems like quite a few brick and mortar retailers throw up websites because it’s the “cool” thing to do but they don’t put a lot of effort into them. I appreciate the websites that integrate both online and in-person experiences. It’s one of the reasons I always plan to visit some of the retailers that exist on the coasts of the USA, if I ever get the chance, and I bet I’m not alone.

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