The end of May is fast approaching. In 2021, this means some typical and not-so-typical things. With many people having received their COVID vaccine, in-person gatherings are resuming. This is excellent news for someone whose birthday is at the end of the month. Ahem. I know how lucky I am to have plans this weekend with a few loved ones–mask-free!
As usual–and in true capitalist fashion–there are plenty of sales to be found, thanks to Memorial Day becoming another shopping holiday. I often remind people of this if they have any plans to make big purchases in the spring. The deals aren’t as good as Black Friday, but they’re better than most of the year. This is true for purveyors of all things sexy, as you more than likely realized.
Of course, when Memorial Day is the very last day of May, it seems to coincidence perfectly with the end of Masturbation Month. I hope you’ve already been enjoying, but if you haven’t yet taken the time to treat yourself–or want to treat yourself just a little bit more–there’s no better excuse than the sales that have already started! Stumped for ideas? Well, I’ve got some!
- A clitoral vibrator like the Siri or Laya Spot
- An oral sex simulator such as the Ora 3
- A pocket pussy
- A new dildo (you all know how much I like the Unicorn dildo by Split Peaches)
- A toy that connects with your partner over the ‘net (which could be most of the above)
- Some erotica to get yourself turned on
If you’re looking for something else entirely, check out my reviews–especially those lucky few that have earned 5 stars!
Truthfully, I know it might not be in the spirit of masturbation May buuut I have a hard time not encouraging people to buy things intended to be used with a partner. Still, there are plenty of things you can use solo as long as you keep safety in mind. Why not try some self-bondage with bondage tape or nipple clamps? Dress up in lingerie and snap a few photos? Try out a paddle on yourself?
The point I’m trying to make is that there are plenty of ways to use sex toys if you’re creative. In fact, I’d argue that there isn’t any right way to use sex toys or accessories as long as you keep safety in mind. Hey, that sounds like a blog post for the future!
In the meantime, stop by my Sex Toy Sales + Coupons page and keep an eye out on my Twitter and Facebook, where I occasionally highlight interesting new (and not-so-new) products and share information about sales.
Enjoy the long weekend, time with loved ones (if you can), and remember to treat yourself no matter what time of the year it is!
