Santa Duckie
$23.52
from Of Sex and Love Store
Most people I know consider the I Rub My Duckie line to be cute. I do. I don’t lust over every single piece but it’s cute and I own two: the Paris duckie and now, the Santa Duckie. Actually, there is sometihng about the design of the Santa duckie that really appealed to me, much more than most of the other designs despite the fact that it’s only the mini, travel sized version (which I have thus far avoided). I definitely think the fact that it comes in a functional Christmas tree bulb holder is part of that draw. After spending a bit of time with the vibrator, I can’t say I will rush out to buy ever other duckie but I can say that I like it a lot. It’s cute but also more practical than I would have guessed.
As I mentioned, the packaging of this duckie is a bit more thought out than other versions. The whole thing is in a plastic box with different snowflakes printed on the front and sides. Inside this sites a tray where the Christmas bulb rests. The front half of the bulb is clear with more snowflakes and the back is solid blue, creating a backdrop for the duckie. The bulb is topped off with a red bow and a silver string which means it could be hung on a tree, if you’re into that sort of thing.
At first, I was disappointed because there were two pieces of tape which seemed to hold the two sides of the bulb together but those are only there for extra support. When together, the bulb actually has a short, threaded neck on top onto which screws a silver plastic cap which mimics the metal caps on the top of actually Christmas bulbs (this is also where the box and hanging string attach). Without the tape, the globe still stays whole but it’s a bit more secure with the tape on the bottom. In fact, the duckie is uber secure as there are a couple of places where there are twisty tries threaded through and then taped, just the way Barbies are secured in their boxes.
Of course, the Duckie himself has a bright red suit and hat, complete with black belt and fluffy trim. Although the entire thing is hard PVC, the white parts are textured to look fuzzy. There is quite a bit of texture on the Santa Duckie from his closed to his wings, break and other body parts. There are a few mostly smooth pieces but there’s no entirely smooth, spacious surface like most vibrators.
Once out of his box, I immediately felt that the more compact size of the Santa Duckie, as compared to my regular sized one, would be beneficial. That might be slightly detrimental if you want him mostly for decoration purposes but it just seemed less bulky to me, more like the size of a clitoral vibe like Laya Spot. For me, the tail was the best surface to actually press against my body as it is somewhat broad and there are no immediate obstructions from the shape of the toy. This allowed me to apply firm pressure with the duckie. The tail also comes to a rounded point for those who might prefer a pinpoint sensation.
Besides size, the Santa Duckie has different controls and battery requirements than a regular duckie. The battery compartment is covered by a small plastic cap with a straight indentation to unscrew it. A knife, screwdriver or possibly even fingernail could be used without too much difficultly. Inside is room for a single AAA battery, rather than the AA batteries which the regular uses. I was quite surprised by how much power this lone battery can put out. I think the size reduction actually means that more of the vibrations can be felt. The regular sized duckie seemed to absorb more vibrations even though it had a stronger power source. The vibrations are a little buzzy and there’s very little variation, if any, but I found them to be sufficient because I could apply pressure.
The control is a knob like the ones which control the burners on my stove. Turning is clockwise (looking at the duck’s belly, head toward the top) turns on the vibrations. The knob can only turn about a quarter of a circle and it kicks in at about half of that distance. Unfortunately, the style makes it seem like the vibrations are adjustable but they feel pretty much the same to me even if I turn it as far as possible.
The Santa Duckie is pretty loud for its size and strength, however. Definitely loud enough to be heard in the same room but probably safe to use in the shower or with the door closed. Sometimes I can also hear the battery rattling inside which adds to the noise factor.
During play, I used him through my panties (which I sometimes do with the Layaspot). That will probably be how I play because I do not like the idea of having to clean fluids from him. This duckie’s belly has many embossed words and indentations which could easily pick up liquids but would require a toothpick to fully clean. If these words are completely necessary (and they’re not; most of the mare promotions for the company), a tiny informational packet would be a much better option. Even the helpful stuff isn’t really needed. I could easily figure out how to open the battery compartment and turn this thing on without instructions.
I’m happy to say that this duckie performed well underwater. Not a drop made it into the battery compartment which is more than I can say for my Paris Duckie. So take him in the shower or bath as much as you want. On the not so bright side, he doesn’t float upright. Santa Duckie floats pretty much every other way than right side up but I can live with that.
Even after my first use, I was surprised with the Santa Duckie. I haven’t played with many clitoral toys lately and my focus on squirting has meant fewer orgasms in general. Santa Duckie reminded me what masturbating used to be like and took me through a session of multiples. He is definitely a better duckie than my Paris Duckie; although, he probably won’t replace my Layaspot.
I want the Bondage Duckie. He won’t be strong enough to get me off, but I feel like He needs to hang out in my bathroom.
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/discreet-vibrators/bondage-duckie
That one’s actually been at the top of my wishlist for a while and I’ve even used him for my MSN icon. My 6 year old sister finds him cute. LOL Currently, my paris duckie is sitting on a shelf in my bathroom. Her beak matches my showerpoof.
After using the santa duckie, I might go for the travel version though as it just seems like a better size.