Absence makes the heart grow..

January 30th, 2009

Sadder. )=

So while I am unable to celebrate Valentine’s Day with the one I love, you can. Babeland has some great ideas for a naughty Vday. The red and pink toys fit the theme perfectly – like this Pink Rubber Whip or this set of Vibrating Nipple Clamps. I especially think these sex dice are awesome. But if you’re in the mood for something a bit more sensual, the Sensory Kit features the awesome JimmyJane massage candle as well as massager. JimmyJane also is giving away one of their second generation Form 6 vibrators (pretty in pink!) on the Facebook profile.

You can also celebrate a late Valentine’s Day if you’re the winner or Babeland’s hot date night contest, too.

Comment


Seven Questions (Following 7 Reviews in 7 Days)

January 29th, 2009

Okay, so I had 8 reviews and my timing was not perfect but I still got the job done. I hope you all enjoyed and you can rest assured I will not be releasing such a stream of reviews in the future. LOL

I thought it would be fun to top it off with a little 7 Questions meme going on around the internet. Sienna tagged me a few days ago so here you have it:

Rules are:

  • Link to your host tagger
  • Write 7 things about yourself.
  • List the rules.
  • Tag 7 new people.

I am super detail oriented. And I guess the rest of the world isn’t. It’s strange to think that not everyone has a critical eye. As you can guess, I am somewhat of a perfectionist and it can be quite the curse.

I am a Gemini. I display the traits of the twins pretty well. I can be reasonable and irrational, controlled by thought and emotion, thoughtful and thoughtless. I have always felt like I displayed opposing extremes and this sometimes makes be uncomfortable with my personality.

I blog actively. I think that blogging in the sex blogosphere is more of an afterthought, a passive activity for some. For me blogging, in one of my many blogs, is active. I process everything through a filter which categorizes every action, idea and event as either blogworthy or nonblogworthy. I blog simply for the sake of blogging.

I am very much attracted to the Gothic aesthetic. I don’t look it so much anymore. After graduating and gaining some weight, I’ve had some difficulties with my look. Still, on other people and even items and for home decor, I love it black. Deep reds and purples are also a favourite. Velvet and lace are so feminine and time-tested!

I love body mods but only have 1 myself. This relates to the appearance issues I stated before. Also, I’m really indecisive sometimes. I thought about getting my industrial done for about 5 years before I actually did it. LOL

I can be super indecisive when it comes to shopping. I will look and look and look at something and love it but not bite the bullet for years – or for ever. The internet and its loads of products don’t help much at all. I think this is related to my upbringing; we didn’t have a lot of money so we didn’t have a lot of things. Now, I can buy more things that I want but I recognize the value of money and most of the time, I just let myself window shop.

I am bisexual. No, I’ve never been with a woman but I know I am bisexual just as much as I know I’m a female. (Actually, I may be more sure about being bi). I don’t know if I’ll ever get the chance to act upon those desires and I do feel a tinge of regret but I also have a wonderful husband who really loves to please me.

I tag: Essin’ Em, Sleeping Dreamer, Alpine Subdreams, Panthera Pardus, Thursday’s Child, Scarlet Lotus and Dangerous Lilly

2 Comments


Woe is me!

January 28th, 2009

Feel free to pity me when you read my review of the Senso 6 Pak. I know I do.

Comment


Too bad my birthday isn’t tomorrow!

January 27th, 2009

So, Big Teaze Toys joined Twitter today and I went ahead and added them. I own two of their “I Rub” products – the Wormie and Paris Duckie. The Bondage Duckie is the one I want the most, however.

They also produce some luxury items under the company moniker of B3 like the Tuyo and Onye. Browsing their site, I also see they have a new line of vibrators: Dai-Do. Dai Do products look really sleek in red and black metal. I am basically in love with numbers 3 – 6 and cannot wait until they are carried!

Comment


System Jo H2O

January 26th, 2009

System Jo H2O is a quality water based lubricant which aims to mimic the slickness of silicone based lubricant while remaining odorless, tasteless and tack-free. In these pursuits, I think System Jo H20 has performed admirably.

Packaged in a clear bottle with a fairly minimal silver and blue design, System Jo H2O comes off a bit futuristic to me. It’s not entirely discreet nor does it scream “lube.” A person would likely be able to determine just what this bottle contains by its general shape but it’s not so gaudy that it would be necessarily embarrassing to have out. Complete with the narrow, push-top style cap, as opposed to the flip top styles of many lubes, I find using this lube less messy. The cap style also helps to control how much lube is dispensed and I feel it’s very secure when closed; flip tops tend to leak if a bottle should tip. However, it’s not as easy to use as a pump.

When it comes down to it, System Jo H2O is a very good water based lube. It’s not as thick as some I’ve used, like ID Glide, so it may not be great for anal sex (System Jo does have an anal lube as well). However, it is very slippery and feels more like silicone lube. Despite being a bit thin, I’ve had great experiences with it so far. It’s all I’ve used when inserting my rather well endowed Passion Wave Stimulator which has a circumference of 5 1/4″. This is definitely bigger than any other toy or penis I play with so I feel extremely confident than System Jo H2O will meet all my needs.

Although my sessions with the Passion Wave tend to be quick, they are hard and heavy with many quick thrusts. This lube has worked wonderfully. I have not had to reapply any time I have previously used it. Furthermore, the application doesn’t leave my hands sticky and goopy. This is one lube which comes through on its promises that it will not be tacky. For review purposes, I applied lube to my palm and rubbed my hands together quickly until the lube wore away. While it did not absorb completely – my hands felt slick, still – it did not become dry, clumpy or uncomfortable. I would recommend washing away any excess lube or the remains of the lube after play (soap and water will do the trick).

I have no experienced any negative results with System Jo H2O. It has been odorless and tasteless, as advertised. Although there is no ingredient list on the bottle except for Vitamin E (or on the website, it seems) I have had no bad reactions.

System JO H2O has proven to be a slippery lubricant which rises above other water-based lubes. It contains no oils or silicone, making it perfect for play with toys or partners and it’s completely safe for use with latex condoms. The System Jo line of lubricants includes warming and anal lubes as well. Based on the high performance of System Jo H2O, I would likely consider System Jo over other lubricants if I were shopping and I will probably stick to System JO H2O when it comes to water-based lubes..

16 Comments


Pleasurists #13

January 26th, 2009


Image by Eric Traore

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #12? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #14? Submit it here before Sunday February 1st at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

The words “anal beads” cause my internal 14 year old boy to giggle nervously and worry about the potential tenting in his jeans. My slightly more mature self smiles appreciatively with no less potential for tenting. I’m a fan of buttsex

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

Sex Kits

Lube/Massage Oil/Bath Stuff

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult Movies/Porn

Toy Storage

Miscellaneous

Comment


Make Me Cum Clit Sensitizer

January 26th, 2009

I was shopping Adam and Eve one day. My husband had given me a $50 limit and I wasn’t quite up there. I figured I might as well spend the whole $50 and looked for a cheaper product to add to my cart. I spotted this product and figured it might make things a little more interesting. Who doesn’t desire more orgasms. However, Adam and Eve’s Make Me Cum clit sensitizing gel did not.. make me cum. I cannot say for sure that it did not aid in this pursuit but if it did, its effects were not obvious enough for me to say that it’s a good investment.

Make me cum is a clear gel which comes in a 1/2 ounce jar and, for what it does, I find the normal price tag of 9.95 to be pretty exorbitant. I mean, this jar is just small. I wasn’t expecting something huge but I did not realize I was paying so much for so little. It’s about the same size as those small jars of eye cream. You’re not getting much.

With that said, you don’t exactly use a whole lot (although, I suppose you could if you really wanted to sensitize your clitoris). I usually dab my finger in the jar once or twice then rub the gel around my clit. Now, I don’t know about the rest of the female population, but the area in between my legs isn’t usually bone dry so I sometimes worry if I am getting a good concentrated amount actually on my clit. I suppose, were I so inclined, I could make sure to pat myself extra dry. But I’m not.

What is in the jar is a tasteless and mostly odorless gel. There was a faint medicinal scent which wasn’t necessarily unpleasant and neither smell nor taste has ever been noticeable to my husband when I have applied Make Me Cum. The active ingredient of which is L-Argenine, which, according to About.com is :

an amino acid that has numerous functions in the body. It helps the body get rid of ammonia (a waste product), is used to make compounds in the body such creatine, L-glutamate, and L-proline, and can be converted to glucose and glycogen if needed.

L-arginine is used to make the nitric oxide, a compound in the body that relaxes blood vessels. Preliminary studies have found that L-arginine may help with conditions that improve when blood vessels are relaxed (called vasodilation), such as atherosclerosis, erectile dysfunction, and intermittent claudication.

So I would assume that applying this topically would loosen up muscles in the clitoral area, allowing blood flow to my clit to increase. Thus, my clitoris would be more erect and more sensitive. The science makes sense but just because my clitoris is more engorged does not necessarily make anything more pleasurable or guarantee more orgasms.

I have used this before masturbation and sex. I like the idea of applying the gel because I think I might get laid. It makes me feel a little naughty like I have a little secret which no one else knows. I become more aware of my sexuality but I think it’s more placebo effect than the result of this clit sensitizer.

Once applied, this gel does 1 of 2 things for me. It either does nothing at all or I feel a general sort of heat happening around my clit. Now, I suppose this means that the gel is working and blood is rushing to my clit but the heat is more unpleasant than pleasant. I don’t feel particularly aroused or more sensitive but some stimuli do seem to be a bit more intense.

But perhaps the big test of success here should be whether or not I do experience an increase if the “frequency of orgasm” as the jar states. I have to say that, I have experienced mixed results and it is a bit difficult to pin the success of failure or orgasm on this gel alone or on surrounding circumstances.

About half the times I used this gel, I did feel like I had a better orgasm. The times which comes to mind were also more pleasurable sexually intimate experiences in general so that may have increased my pleasure more than this jar. Even with better orgasms, they were not easier and I would assume that a product which induces more orgasms should also make them easier to achieve. Otherwise, where exactly does “more frequent” come into play?

The rest of the time, there was no discernible effect when it came to quality or frequency of orgasm. Period. These were usually the times when I also felt no stimulation from the gel after application.

The bottom line is I think this is an overpriced product of which the only strength is the placebo effect. If you want, you can let yourself think this product is awakening your clit. If this gel did anything at all, it made my clit feel warmer and may have increased the enjoyability of my orgasms. However, I cannot say it did so for a fact. Furthermore, I have no conclusive evidence that Make Me Cum clit sensitizer increased the frequency of my orgasm. As the advertised purpose of this product, I would call it a failure and I cannot recommend it to anyone else.

If you’re interested in similar products, check out my review for one by Intimate Earth.

28 Comments