Madeleine Lace Halter Chemise Plus Size

January 31st, 2011

Madeleine Lace Halter Chemise Plus Size

Madeleine Lace Halter Chemise Plus Size

Ah, another Seven Til Midnight piece, you might ask? Yes, indeed. I just love the style of their babydolls and chemises (if you follow me on Twitter, you may have noticed that I pimped out their new items, too!) But all was not love with the Madeleine Lace Halter Chemise as this is simply a case of what-you-see-is-not-exactly-what-you get. You see, in real life, without double-sided tape and strategically placed lighting and picture-perfect proportionate curves, this chemise simply does not make the cut. Here’s a break down of my complaints.

In photographs, the chemise seems a dark, red-hued purple and the print almost appears textured or velvety. In real life, the colour is blue-hued and much lighter. This is not altogether bad but the black floral pattern contrasts more than it does in pictures and the color just isn’t that which I love. Furthermore, the black floral print is not simply against a solid purple background. There is a tinier print going on in the background that is honeycomb-like and absolutely hideous. You cannot see it at all in the picture and, I think, that if this alone were changed, I would like the chemise much more. It just seems so busy and the design is far less sophisticated than pictures would have you believe. I wouldn’t have purchased the Madeleine Lace Halter Chemise if I had had the chance to see it, in person, first.

Chemise Pattern

In photographs, the three ribbons that stretch over the cleavage look hot. In real life, the halter styled top really offers no support and as my breasts tend to fall outward, the piece just kept stretching. I looked much flatter than I actually am. A bra remedies this but who wants to wear a bra with her chemise? Additionally, even my C cups felt ridiculously heavy as the halter pulled down against my neck and it was nearly impossible to find a good length at which to tie it and to duplicate that tying length when wearing it on different occasions. So, to make this work, I’d imagine you’d need Ds or DDs but I wouldn’t want to deal with the strain on your neck. Some supportive stitching wouldn’t hurt because this piece really has no shape.

In photographs, the corset-y ribbon that laces across the back is sophisticated and naughty but, in my experience, this isn’t the case. I guess my ribcage is simply too small for the queen size (odd…) but I wound up pulling the ribbon so that the back of the chemise nearly touched in the center of my back. Otherwise, it was too loose but this caused it to bunch up where the ribbon crisscrossed. In addition to this, I had quite the long length of ribbon left over and it looked sloppy, instead of falling daintily. I may try tying the ribbon at the bottom, to better fit my shape, however. Again, it was difficult to tie–without help–so that it was attractive.

In photographs, the model doesn’t have a spare tire. She’s super proportionate. In reality, this chemise doesn’t pull you in and the length makes it obvious if you have extra weight in the middle or, if like me, your ribs like to stick the fuck out. It’s much better suited for someone who is straight throughout the midsection than I am.

But let’s take a look at some of the positive of this piece. The polyester/spandex blend is silky and cool against the skin. The stitching between the elastic and the fabric (around the back edges) or the lace around the neck and hemline and the fabric is superb. This will definitely hold up if you hand wash in cold water as the tag suggests but would probably even be safe in the washer on the gentle cycle. All the elastic is well sewn and there’s no fraying to be seen. The same is true for the ribbon, which is pretty run of the mill but the extra length makes it easy to customize the fit–if you have the patience.

The included thong fits well and is well made. Like the other chemise and thong set I reviewed from this manufacturer, the front panel matches the chemise while the straps are a stretchy black material that is comfortable and secure without cutting into my skin. It’s something I would wear–and have worn–under street clothes and has held up fine with washing.

I enjoy that Seven Til Midnight uses silky tags on their products instead of the scratchy, white ones that most clothes contain. The tags are bright pink, so can probable be seen through Madeleine Lace Halter Chemise and matching thong but they’re kind of stylish and allude to the fact that this is a good brand.

Madelein Chemise This is technically a set as it included a blindfold, featuring the same patterned material, detailed with lace and secured by straps. This is completely dysfunctional and only looks good in the pictures because the model is holding it so that it stretches vertically and actually looks like a blindfold. If you just saw it lying around, you would have no idea what this piece of fabric is intended to do. In reality, it bunches up and pulls horizontally so that it becomes really thin and it’s not functional at all. The ribbons do not facilitate a secure fit and the sheerness of the material does not block out much. The best use it for a photo shoot, really.

The Madeleine Lace Halter Chemise is really not just intended for my body size and shape. It would be best for someone who has largest breasts and/or wider ribs, a straight midsection and is taller (I believe). Still, I have to warn you that the pattern is not nearly as attractive in person as it in in photographs.

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Shower Gel Exotic Fruit

January 24th, 2011

Perhaps it is appropriate that my previous review was for a very well known manufacturer of sensual, erotic goods as is the case for the manufacturer of the Shower Gel in Exotic Fruit. Shunga is a brand that I’ve heard rave things about but never had a chance to try. After all, what’s a single girl going to do with all those massage products? (Seriously, I have so much!) But anyone can enjoy shower gel–and enjoy I have.

This bottle is huge (16 ounces)! Easily beats out all my other shower products in size, save for shampoo. While the price point seems a bit high, it’s really not bad when you consider how much you’re getting in the bottle and how long it’s likely to last.

It comes in the typical, cylindrical bottle that shampoos use and has a push-top opening. Squeezing the bottle releases the shower gel, which is a red color (it matches my shower poof perfectly!) but still translucent. It’s quite silky on the skin and leaves mine feeling smooth and moist. I usually suffer from dry elbows in the winter air but this hasn’t been the case while using this shower gel.

I’m not sold that the scent is exactly “exotic.” It’s quite banana-berry to me but others may disagree. It’s pleasant enough but not really overpowering. I don’t really notice if it lingers on my skin but, then again, I don’t go around sniffing my skin. d=

I do wish the bottle were slightly more discreet, however. The image of the man and women in some sort of pool of water, all naked and such, while not exactly rated X, is something I’d want to tuck away if I had visitors. I don’t but, you know..

Interesting enough, this product is billed as made from edible products but I have yet to taste it because the idea of suds on my tongue is a major turn off. I think others might enjoy this but I’d rather use it to soap up myself, my lover and squish around against one another.

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After writing this, I did take the time to taste it. It’s sweet and not awful but I feel super weird licking soap.

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Ooh, I want you, I don’t know if I need you

January 24th, 2011

My roommate says that I think too much about sex and, I do (but I don’t put too much weight on her words because she is quite the asexual creature). I think even more about sex when I’m entertaining the new idea of new romantic prospects–and I have been. It’s hard not to imagining jumping into bed with hot geeks and it’s even harder not to bring up sex, even if we have only been talking a short time, because I want to ensure that the sexual chemistry exists. I suppose this tendency just goes to show how important sex is to me in a relationship, at least in the beginning. I think I am talking to someone to whom sex is not the end-all, be-all of intimate interactions and it’s really different for me. It’s not that I don’t appreciate it, because I do but he’s so damned adorably sexy that the tension is nearly driving me insane.

I imagine this will be just one of many boy crazy posts to grace this blog in the near future. I’m putting the “love” back in, bitches.

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Kama Sutra Intimate Moments

January 18th, 2011

Kama Sutra Intimate Momentsc

Kama Sutra Intimate Momentsc

Kama Sutra no longer makers the Intimate Moments kit, but you can sample their products, including the honey dust and massage oil in the Weekender Kit. The Sweetheart Kit offers a few more products to try.

I really enjoyed both the Raspberry Oil of Love and the honey dust by Kama Sutra so I figured I’d like the Intimate Moments collection just as much.

At first, I was really impressed with the scent of the sweet almond massage oil. It’s not the scented, warming kind like the Oils of Love but has the sweet, amaretto scent that one can expect from almond extract. I have read, in other reviews, that most almond massage oil has a lighter scent but this is exactly what I was looking for. This scent doesn’t last very long, however. As you rub it into the skin, it fades and shifts to something more akin to baby powder. I’m not a fan of powdery smells at all, so this isn’t really ideal for me. I’m sure others won’t mind but I don’t know why the almond massage oil just doesn’t keep the same scent throughout use. It’s kind if disappointing.

As a massage oil itself, I found it a bit bland. It wasn’t as slick as some of the candles I’ve used, (the bottle advertises its lightness) nor does the sweet almond massage oils have any extra properties. I guess I have been spoiled by all the other massage aids I have had the opportunity to try. Pity for me, the bottle is so large (100ml). It’s shampoo style, although not quite that ,large.The press-top is easy to use; although, sometimes the oil comes out quite quickly because it is a fairly thin liquid.

Because it’s thinner, I find that it massages into the skin quite quickly. I used two or three squirts in just a few minutes. There is a slight residue on the skin but it’s not so greasy that I feel the need to wash either the body part where it was applied or my hands.

The oils in this product make it less than ideal for use with condoms and you may want to spot test your linens to test for stains. The oil itself is only faintly tinted so I can’t imagine this to be a huge deal.

I was equally disappointed with the Sweet Honeysuckle body powder. Again, Kama Sutra makes a raspberry flavored dust that I love and this comes in the same style tin (although smaller than the one I have) with a satin bag containing another plastic bag to hold the powder itself. As I mentioned in a previous review, I would quite like to see the plastic and satin bags somehow combined as this method isn’t the most effective I have seen. Consumers should note that, because of the multiple bags, it’s not like they are receiving an entire tin of product. It’s more like one-half or one-third of the tin.

I was immediately turned off by the scent of the honeysuckle body dust. It’s extremely powdery and perfumey smelling–like something a grandmother would wear (or perhaps the overpowering aroma of an incense shop), not something sexy for licking off of someone’s body. The scent is also ridiculously strong so you can’t avoid it even if you enjoy the taste of the honey dust. It’s one of the cases where you start to taste the scent, if you know what I mean. Upon testing the honey dust, I could barely taste something sweet over the perfumey scent and smell. It was really unappealing.

The feather applicator is well made and works wonderfully for spreading a thin layer of dust over someone’s body (the dust is silky in a dry sort of way and I do enjoy the act of applying it). It can also be used for tickling but beware if you have animals as it’s just the kind of toy they want to play with. My cat reminded me of this not five minutes after I had opened the box.

Quite frankly, I don’t know why Kama Sutra even sells this kit or the individual products.

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A friend in need is a friend indeed

January 12th, 2011

A friend who’ll tease is better.

And you can have your very own teasing Seti Toyfriend if you enter this giveaway.

Seti Toyfriend

Babeland describes the Toyfriends with the following:

Bright and modern, powerful and affordable — the silicone Toyfriend toys are a force to be reckoned with. This group of fun vibes, designed primarily for clitoral stimulation, come in four delightful shapes: Bubbly Magenta (graduated “bubbles” for added stimulation), Coney Rabbit (rabbit ears to hug the clit), Nosy Yellow (the curve makes for easy reach), and Seti Blue (focused, pinpoint vibration). Each fully waterproof model offers two vibration speeds and three pulsation modes, so you’ll never be bored. Enjoy the newest generation of user-friendly, cheekily designed vibrators!

I have chosen to giveaway this specific item because of Epiphora’s glowing review (read it here). It’s unique shape is more than a little reminiscent of satellites or UFOs and the bright color is a nice change of pace from typical pink and purple vibrators.

I’m doing things a bit differently this time, however. To win this toy, so graciously provided by Babeland you must be a U.S. resident and write up a Twitter post advertising this giveaway. The post has to fit within Twitter’s 140-character limit and include a link back to this post. you should make it as creative as you can. Sexy, funny and witty are all encouraged!

Post a comment with a link to your Twitter update and count yourself entered. Subsequent posts will not count toward your entries, however; I will be picking the most creative of the updates as the winner.

Does this mean that you can enter more than once? Absolutely. Design two or three or more statuses and, as log as they fill the requirements, they all count.

For the post links, you can use a full link, the following shortened link or shorten one of your own:

  • https://ofsexandlove.com/2011/01/12/a-friend-in-need-is-a-friend-indeed/
  • http://tinyurl.com/osaltoyfriendgiveaway

Feel free to include @adriana_r in your status so I can see what you’re saying (optional).

This giveaway will enter in one week.

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Silly Things

January 10th, 2011

These past few weeks have been full of silly things. From missing sleep over boys to losing some pretty panties that you requested to review (in the process of moving)? So, I wish I could review the Foxy Bombshell Panties, especially because I enjoyed what time I spent with them. The packaging was cute. The design was cute but simply and they got along well enough with my other clothes in the laundry. It could just be that this particular item is afraid of commitment, in which case, you shouldn’t try to marry it.

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Hide Your Vibe Pillow: Black

January 9th, 2011

Hide Your Vibe Pillow: Black

Hide Your Vibe Pillow: Black

While the Hide Your Vibe Pillow is no longer available, you can purchase a similar product made by Liberator.

I have long known of the Hide Your Vibe pillow as a sex toy storage solution but it was never one of those things that was on the top of my list. As I continue to explore things that are not exactly sex toys, I decided that, if nothing else, a throw pillow couldn’t hurt but if I really enjoyed the pillow, that would be great, too.

I don’t have much to say about this product–for better or worse. The square pillow measures 13″ and the exterior feels like a combination of fleece and microfiber, making it lightly fuzzy. As the product description says, the cover is machine washable and you can easily remove it by unzipping one of the edges. The sewing is superb and the zipper is hidden. The only part that is visible is the tab that you pull to unzip it.

Unzipping reveals that the inner pillow is actually one that is just shorter than 13″ but long. It’s folded in half and one edge is sewn together to create a round shape that is open in the middle. Upon discovering this, I sort of thought “This is it? Why aren’t more sex toy perverts making their own pillow? It would be pretty easy to replicate.” And it would so I cannot wholly recommend this product at its current price. If you have any sort of skill at sewing, you could make your own. Even buying a standard throw pillow cover and a long pillow and just folding it in half would produce a workable solution.

The pillow is fashioned with a soft cotton that isn’t likely to leave lint so you could easily put something in there and use it immediately. You could also slip a toy in the pillow in its own bag or even a plastic bag. However, that will make noise should someone lean on the pillow. In fact, while this pillow looks like your normal throw pillow and you can use it as such (it’s not quite as stiff as some but still functional), you may not want to keep it within reach.

In terms of size, you won’t fit a rabbit vibrator in the Hide Your Vibe Pillow but you can ft small clitoral vibrators, slimline vibes, eggs/bullets, a set of cuffs or even an anal plug. The smaller the item, the less likely that someone will notice it. Of course, you will want to remove the batteries or lock any vibrators to prevent them from turning on at inopportune moments. In addition to this, I would only store clean and dry toys in this pillow.

Of course, if you really want to have your toys within reach, this can be a useful tool. You could easily reach into the pillow and remove a toy to surprise your partner. There’s really more uses for the pillow, however. You could hide your remotes and a book to keep your home clutter-free. Anything small enough to fit into the pillow can be hidden from sight.

Form and function aside, I still cannot believe how high the markup is on this item and that keeps me from recommending this product to everyone.

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