Defense Protection lubricant

July 22nd, 2011

PSA: Intimate Organics is now known as Intimate Earth and sells this product as their Defense Protection Glide.

Thus far, I’ve had about a 50-percent chance if liking any Intimate Organics product that I’ve tried. Their Hydra Lube? Eh. The shower gel? Yea! G-spot Gel? You betcha! Their defense protection lube? I think I’ll pass on this.

I was really intrigued by the product description. Intimate Organics uses only natural ingredients, including those that are FDA certified organic, in their line-up. The important ingredients in this lube are carrageenan and guava bark extract. Carrageenan has been gaining popularity in lubes and apparently interferes with infectious viruses like HPV while guava bark is known for treating and preventing yeast infections. If you’re thinking Defense Protection Lubricant sounds ideal for anyone prone to infections, you’re right. Luckily that’s not me and I’m not entirely sure that I’d want to be prone to infections just to write a better review. Sorry? You’ll notice that this water-based lube is free of glycerine and propylene glycol, ingredients that can cause irritation in some people.

Anyway, this lube comes in a green bottle with green-tinted packaging. It’s a far cry from the typical pink and purple color schemes and is simply interesting. The lube itself isn’t actually green but I wouldn’t be quite surprised if it were. It would certainly make me think “natural.” It’s sort of a thin gel. It won’t stay exactly where you put it but it doesn’t run all over the place, which I can certainly appreciate with toys.

However, I expected the same issues with Defense Protection lube as I did with Hydra. The lubricant has a tendency to quickly rub in, rather than staying on the surface long enough to reduce friction. This is pretty much the worst possible characteristic that a lube could have when I’m using clitoral toys because I use short and fast movements but, even when I tried to use it with the First Mate Dildo. I added more and more and it just never seemed like enough. It’s the wrong kind of wet for lube.

Not surprisingly, this lube leaves virtually no residue but, you’ll probably still want to wash your hands and other parts after using it because it stinks to high heaven. It has a cosmetic/natural scent that is funky and strong and smells clean but really unpleasant. It’s also very strong, so strong that I found it to be a turn off during play and strong enough that I’d be afraid to use it with a new partner lest they ask “What is that smell?” That’s no good.

While I really, really like the idea of defense protection lube and natural ingredients, I’d much rather have a chemical-laden lube that works. It looks like Intimate Organics lubes just aren’t meant for me.

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These Things Look Fun

July 20th, 2011

It’s pretty geeky to be sitting and browsing the XBiz site just to get a whiff of new sex tech but, here I am. This has led me to discover some new items that look intriguing.

For example, Pipedream actually has a few pieces in its Fetish Fantasy series that are pretty good looking. And this.

These Leaf designs from SwanVibe/BMS look promising and contemporary, too.

Lelo’s got an entire new line–Picobong–and it reminds me a lot of Nexus coloring.

Velv’Or makes some stunning precious metal cock rings. I wouldn’t mind having my hands on one. Then again, that would mean I have my hands on a cock and I would probable be so excited I wouldn’t know what to do with myself!

The Rock and Roll Massager does not look that cool but it has a website so horrible that I had to link it.

Well folks, that’s all for now. I hope you liked this week’s round-up of Adriana-needs-to-get-a-life!

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I’m Not a Shopaholic

July 13th, 2011

I am always on the lookout for new sex shops. I figure that I’ll be able to find better deals, work out reviewing and other business relationships and find out about more toys — new toys! — before everyone else. So it shouldn’t surprise my readers to find out that I spend quite a bit of time browsing for sex toys, Internet window shopping as it were. It’s a pretty cool part of the job and I certainly don’t mind that aspect.

I’m noticing that a lot of sex toy retailers are becoming more community-minded. They’re reaching out via Twitter, Facebook and blogs–Pulse and Cocktails is a UK retailer that does all three. It’s nice to be able to actually contact someone, to make human interaction. It’s even nicer if you have a question or an issue with an order. Some online retailers (and websites in general) come off as really mechanical and you never know if anyone has seen your inquiries or if anyone will actually respond. Perhaps the websites are just lingering in the abyss of nothing-ever-dies-on-the-Internet.

Of course, as a reviewer myself, I am that much more likely to reader others’ reviews when shopping for myself so any shop that doesn’t have a dynamic review system is going to find it that much more difficult to get my money. Just sayin’. It seems like quite a few brick and mortar retailers throw up websites because it’s the “cool” thing to do but they don’t put a lot of effort into them. I appreciate the websites that integrate both online and in-person experiences. It’s one of the reasons I always plan to visit some of the retailers that exist on the coasts of the USA, if I ever get the chance, and I bet I’m not alone.

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Pleasurists Edition 138

July 12th, 2011


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Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists 137? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 139? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday July 17th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Sleeves, Cock Rings, & etc.

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books & Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

Pleasurists adult product review round-up

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First Mate Silicone Dildo (Review and Giveaway)

July 9th, 2011

Even though the First Mate silicone dildo is smaller than the captain, it’s still quite a large dildo. Were it made of a firmer material/composition than it is, I probably wouldn’t enjoy it very much. However, I was thrilled to note that the silicone is softer than I was expecting. While this isn’t VixSkin, it certainly feels more realistic than any of the Tantus dildos I’ve tried. It squishes a bit when I squeeze it in my hand and I can bend the shaft a few degrees either way. This is definitely aided by the length of the toy. I haven’t even gotten around to fully inserting it and won’t even try because my cervix isn’t a big fan of that.

The First Mate measures in at 7 3/4″ and all but 1/2″ is insertable. This dildo has a width that varies between 1 3/4″ and 1 1/2″. It falls firmly in the realm of medium/large toys and is larger than most toys I’ve tried so that gives you quite the idea about the captain dildo. I had to use quite a bit or lube and them some more and, finally, more lube. The design is realistic and features veining and a drastically contoured head. Even though the shaft is quite straight, the bulbous head should provide enough G-spot stimulation from most, if the bulk doesn’t do it by itself.

It may have been the type of lube I used but I found the First Mate a little difficult to use and I had to keep reapplying. It was just a bit too big to glide easily so I found it better to use stationary with the use of a clitoral vibe. However, the contoured head was pretty great for clitoral stimulation, too. It felt fairly realistic to me.

The silicone of this dildo is a softer, more velvety finish as opposed to shinier silicones. It’s available in multiple flesh tones ranging from pale to pure black–which I received. The plastic blister pack is the only packaging/storage material that it comes with and it’s too bulky to be functional. Like any silicone, it tends to collect lint. It washes with soap and water but the base of the toy is slick — not slick enough to function as a suction cup, though — and hair and lint is more difficult to rinse off from this part of the toy.

Although the First Mate dildo isn’t perfect for me, I enjoyed the softer texture of the sex toy and think my readers will as well. That’s why I’m happy to offer one of these dildos to one of you in the form of a giveaway — thanks to Good Vibes!

In order to qualify, you must be 18+, live in the United States and participate in the mandatory entry: Visit Good Vibes and tell me another toy you’d like to try.

Then, rack up some extra entries using any of these methods (Leave a comment for every entry):

  • Leave a relevant/thoughtful comment on any other recent (three months or so) post. Leave a comment here with a link to your comment.
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The giveaway will end two weeks from today, on July 24th, and I will use a plug-in to randomly generate a single winner. The winner will be contacted by me via e-mail and Good Vibes will mail the First Mate dildo directly to the winner.

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Babeland Massage Oil

July 8th, 2011

Once upon I time I received a Babeland Massage Cube for review. It happened to be summer and so it arrived a melted mess. A melted mess that smelled amazing. Except, the only place where the scent was labeled was on a sticker that I promptly threw away or fed to the cats or something and so I was in agony, not knowing what scent it was that I liked so well. But Babeland, they’re on the ball. Despite going through several program managers, they knew that shit and offered to send me a bottle of their Babeland Body Massage Oil in the same scent: lavender vanilla. Seriously, pretty awesome.

So the bottle arrived and I was all excited to smell it but couldn’t get any to come out. Turns out, Babeland uses a clear plastic seal that’s pretty hard to see. I know because I checked and couldn’t even see it. It wasn’t until I touched with my finger that I realized it was there. This is not life or death. It’s actually kind of amusing for sort of frustrating for all of five seconds.

After those five seconds my nose was busy sniffing the massage oil to see if it smelled as I remembered it. It didn’t, not exactly. As I recall, the massage bar was a lot sweeter because the vanilla was stronger. It’s the opposite with the massage oil: the vanilla takes a backseat. Interestingly enough, there is a noticeable citrus-like scent. I’m not a big fan of citrus scents. The overall impression is sometimes medicinal. It could just be my nose but I have a pure lavender massage oil from System Jo that also smells like a medicinal citrus.

One thing I’ve come to notice is that Babeland’s lavender vanilla massage oil smells different in the bottle, in the air and on my skin. This is frequently the case with scented products and I wish it were a bit more consistent. The result is that I like the massage oil a bit less than I like the bar itself. I dug out the bar from the drawer it’s been hiding in for months? years? and, sadly, it barely has a scent at all. I kept it in its box which is hardly airtight so I’m not entirely surprised.

The oil, which lists just three ingredients: sweet almond oil, vitamin E and fragrance, has a slightly off-white shade. It comes out of the bottle in a super controlled amount, thanks to the push-top cap. It’s a bit runny; Kama Sutra’s Oil of Love is thicker if I recall correctly. It feels great rubbing into my skin as a moisturizer, which is what I wind up doing with all my pretty smelling things. It leaves my skin with a pretty sheen and enables my hand to glide easily over different body parts. I feel like I’m using a lot but my bottle barely seems to be used so I’m probably just over-estimating on my part.

You may feel like washing your hands after using Babeland’s Body Massage Oil. They’ll feel a little greasy and opening tight jars may be difficult but it feels lighter than the System Jo Massage Oil. It’s not quite as slippery which I expect means I’ll wind up using more of the Babeland Massage Oil for long or intense massages but I like that it doesn’t feel as residue-y after usage. It’s a toss-up, really, depending on your needs and preferences.

Babeland’s massage oil comes in a giant 5.25 fluid ounce bottle, as compared to the tiny bottles I have from other companies and even other Babeland products. I figure it will just about last forever. I could probably give away all of my other massage products and just keep this one. I won’t, though.

You can pick up your own bottle for $14 which makes it the most wallet-friendly massage oil option that Babeland even carries. However, Babeland no longer makes the lavender vanilla scent.

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Dusting the Corners

June 29th, 2011

I’m going to be getting rid of the cobwebs this place has right quick. Starting with the new script WP-Pagination. Then I’m going to switch plug-ins for handling ads and, if I get around to it, updating the reviews list. Haha, yea. I may just do away with that one altogether. d=

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