This is an archived review of a discontinued product. You can purchase a similar unicorn dildo by Raw Love.
Have you ever used a toy that’s just too good? Yea. It’s a thing. I didn’t know either.
Sure, I’ve have toys that were very good. Some were, eh, good enough. Some were, wow, not good at all. This dildo might be the first that’s too good. It’s almost unbelievable like a unicorn, you might say.
So let’s talk about that first. This is a dildo like a unicorn horn. I got one swathed in pastels with silicone wrapping its way down the shaft. To be honest, it looks a bit more like ice cream than a unicorn horn, but you can also get it in pearlescent white, which might be more traditional for unicorns, along with a bold, rainbow-colored one. There’s even a gorgeous blue-purple one on the manufacturer’s site that SheVibe doesn’t carry (yet…?).
There’s a flat base that could be compatible with your harness if you want the power of the unicorn; though, I’ve only used this solo.
The dildo is surprisingly flexible. You can bend it backward to touch itself. The outer layer has a fair amount of give. It’s not squishy like VixSkin, more like a softer version of Tantus’ shiny silicone. The core is firm enough to remain upright. And it’s not so soft that you can’t control it from the base when it’s inserted. I really enjoy the formula of this silicone, and much silicone has fallen into the “meh” camp for me previously.
The one thing that’s not good about the silicone? It’s the lintiest lint-magnet ever. Like wash-it-and-wash-it-again. I’ve never had to spend so much time washing a toy as I have the unicorn dildo. And there is no way possible to photograph it without picking up more lint and hair. Sorry.
The Unicorn Dildo by Split @SplitPeaches is pretty enough that WordPress can't even handle a photo of it, apparently. pic.twitter.com/ua3Y4H4oJw
— Adriana (@adriana_r) April 13, 2017
The end of the horn is rounded, so penetration feels easy with a little lube, even if it’s not particularly awesome lube, haha. And the particular increase in circumference is nearly perfect. I don’t need to be warmed up at all, and the narrower tip doesn’t bother my cervix. Again, near perfection.
But I think a custom size would be better up my alley. The length — 10 inches — isn’t really necessary, and I don’t feel especially full when the toy hits my cervix. If this were maybe 3″ shorter, I would absolutely adore it. It would still not be the toy for size queens, but I’d be able to appreciate the 2.75-inch circumference near the base in a way that I just can’t now.
Still, I can use the dildo, get it right where I want it (thanks to the flexibility), press it right against my G-spot (thanks to the firmness) and hold it in place until I squirt. It’s made me squirt nearly immediately. Like 10 seconds or less. It doesn’t take much to make me squirt, but this is still impressive. A second ejaculation followed, needing less than half that time.
But if it only takes fifteen seconds, what else do I do it with it, you know? Fortunately, I do find the unicorn dildo to be quite enjoyable while stroking. The twisted texture seems too subtle to notice, but I can feel the waves in a way that’s in no way objectionable. Split Peaches makes dildos with much more texture if that’s up your alley, however.
If there were any toy that was going to give me a vaginal orgasm, the unicorn dildo is probably it. We’re not there yet, but, hey, sometimes you’ve got to believe in magic, right?
The problem with endlessly window-shopping sex toys is that stuff like this exists and I can’t buy it. (I’d totally get it in the rainbow. The pastel is gorgeous and adorable, but…rainbow.) Alas, am a poor grad student, cannot. One day. It’s so cute.
This is gorgeous. I’m interested in the material. I have one of the VixSkin ones and while I like it… it’s a bit squishy. I liked the Tantus O2 line, but it was a bit too firm. So … I may need to try this out. Great photo work!
I agree that O2 was too firm! I was expecting something more like vixSkin, but this wasn’t the case. I tried the ADAM and the Cush and traded them both away. I am not sure if the newer options are as firm.
Woah it’s so adorable!!! I always love a positive review, and I’m considering this toy even though I’m not a huge penetration fan. Thanks for the review!
The material sounds a lot like the one I have now. I often hold it awkwardly against my chest if Im doing other things like drinking water because if it touches my bed for a second its just a lint roller lol. I want the rainbow version of this, such a pretty toy!
ahahah! I do something similar with all those lint magnets! The silky side of my Throe is helpful for that.